then i have succeeded

granted i posted that list to mock you but this video show why you need to be good at all of magic if you expect to be good at any magic.

http://www.thestarkingtonpost.com/articles/-/Why_Legacy_Players_Suck

I made an account just to say that your girlfriend is epic.

and to add some content...

ive gotten at least 10 ptq top 8s in the last 4 years with a 8 month magic free break in there.
ive played in one pro tour and am about to play in another(Amsterdam woot!)
ive top 8ed states/champs 5 times since 04
i think my totals peak was 2060s (weak i know, total booms so high for no reason)
constructed peaked around 2020
limited and composite peak around 2000(kinda wish my rating was still this high )
ive been invited to nats twice
once from grinding in
i won city champs for the other one
i have to have won fnm/tuesday night magic at least a hundred times
and the main reason im better than all of you!
im friends with ryan o ' connor on facebook.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AS I AM OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I MADE A LIST(and know how to use caps lock)

(thats how stupid you look)
(and i obviously dont care for proper grammar or any at all)