Perhaps attendance to this most excellent of tournaments is a necessity.
I think I shall visit you old pal.

Nothing can stop me...
I will have my revenge...

Edit - Btw, good job!

I should have seen this coming Mr. Kowal, can't resist the chance to hate on me can you?
I think I just found my reason to ditch my girlfriend, will you be there Benjamin?

As much as I would love to come out of nowhere and take this tournament, unfortunately my girlfriend has soccer playoffs that I must attend.
God damn sports getting in the way of Magic.
Unless you can convince me to ditch my girlfriend for this tournament, I'm not gunna make it.
Sorry guys.

Nick M!
Befo' I came up in the game these pros didn't show no love.
They see me going 0-2 and used to treat me like a scrub.
They wouldn't respect cause my skillz wasn't well enough.
I bet they change they mind when them moxen come rollin up.
They see that I'm a star, now they wanna sit in my car.
Now they wanna count my mana, touch my lotus and stalk my bar.
They used to love to diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me.
They tellin all they friends when I leave how they miss me.
Five oh eight, tree one fo, one tree one one, hit Nick M up on the low cause Nick M about to blow.
Befo' the ice was in my lip, befo' I got my major kick, these pros wouldn't give a damn if I was heah, geah.
Who?
NICK M!
WHO?
NICK M!
WHO?!?!?!
NICK M!
Ima stomp this tourny.
People best be watching your back kuz when Nick M come rollin yall be steppin.

I'll try and make this.

Not sure if ill be able to though.

Anyone wanna gimme a lift?

Anyone in the greater Boston area going?

Lemme know people!

I had actually removed the one echoing truth to a force so when I tinkered, he tinkered as well so we were staring down eachothers collosi, and I wasn't running welders.

So the burning wish for the Eye of Nowhere was like awesomesauce.

worse.dec, hah, yea.

And it was called The Hawtness!

How could you screw that up!

And believe it or not the Eye Of Nowhere is really good.

It won me a game that day and at Waterbury, I don't like opposing collosi.

Indeed we do...

FF7 is so hot man...

I mean look at it...

Its so...

Sexy...

You kan play the part of Aeris, the Flower Girl...

You will fall deeply in love with me...

And then you will be killed...

By my creator, Rob...

And we shall bask in the glory of Kowal being shot down by a member of Yokomoto's team...

I couldn't miss a Waterbury...

And Corie is bugging out on me for every tournament...

He doesn't think he can even make it to Waterbury...

I know this saddens many people...

But I and Team Highwind shall be attending...

And the world will know who Team Highwind is...

You can't touch this...

Yea, Yea, Yea...

Rub it in...

I think you were the only one rooting for me...

Even my ride, Brassman, was rooting for Outlaw...

What a horrible weekend...

I couldn't get a ride to see System of a Down...

And I lose my feature match to Outlaw which knocks me out of contension for top 8...

I will have my revenge...

I quit smoking so your attempts are futile.

And we shall see Kowal...

We shall see...

Funny guy you are Outlaw.

Do not be swayed by my appearance.

I may be young, but age has nothing to do with this.

I'm better than a pirate or a ninja.

I'm Yokomoto.

Feared throughout the world.

People know me for my excellent swordsman skills and my good looks.

I have come to take the respect of the Type 1 community and show them I mean business.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and collecting spoons.

I shoot down Shortbuses for fun and like to make Nicedecks.

And the only Savages I'm scared of are in the Sahara.

I'm here for the world to see and I'm coming for you, Outlaw.

I gave a homeless guy a smoke once...

Does that count as being kind?

Or am I just contributing to his bad health?

This story touched me deeply Ray...

And I think I speak for all the stoners in the world when I say...

I love you Mary Jane...

-Yoko

Im coming out of retirement for you guys...

I had to put down the drains kuz they were acting up and attacked a small weiner dog down the street, it wuz a sad day...

But im dusting them off just so i can have my feature match with the one and only Outlaw 2 days before his birthday, happy birthday Justin...

Here an ass woopin for a present...

Hmmm...

Go see System of a Down...

Then win Moxen...

Great weekend for me!!!

Corie will not be able to attend...

Once more...

Make sure u get big giant frosted letters saying, "I got owned by Nick Marinelli!"

This looks hawt...

I'll try and be there...

Outlaw, its on...

Its on like a mexican at a taco stand...

Kowal are you dumb, blind, or both?

I have made many top 8s and definitely done better than 2-2...

You are the scum of the earth Kowal...

Wuts that i hear?

Yokomoto wants you!

To show up for this tournament so he can maul everyone into a bloody pulp...

And some loser named starorc will be trailing I think...

Oh why oh why did u have to make it the same day as the PTQ, ill talk to Corie...

Oh man, Corey bugged out on me...

LOOKING FOR A RIDE!!!

Need ride...

Kowal, im still yet to play you in a tournament match, u might jus get squashed as well

2-0-1, mykeatogs 3rd mox we drew

Outlaw, its a date... You and me... Samurai versus bandit... Me and my sword, you and your whatever it is you use... Prolly a firearm, in which case i will also use one...

I haven't lost to you yet and I don't plan on it...

I suppose we will give you all the opportunity to see a master at work...

Team broketown will represent...

The douche will reign supreme once more...

Team Broketown will sho... Maybe I'll talk a couple of triads into coming as well...

Hey mr Vegeta, no need to be rude. Kuz last time I checked I dont recall you making top16 at waterbury or your name on any of these list cept maybe ur own. So u should rethink the whole "im gunna be a moron and act like i own the world" act and get sum skills man. Plus, you dont deserve that name...


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