Sweet sweet Rift Bolt; where were you all my life?

Where were you all those cold dark tourneys?

All those times it was gg to a Chalice for one, or a well timed Daze?

All those times your bated fangs would have saved me from the stompy hordes?

All those times I was beaten to a pulp with no-sticks?

But no more - now you are forever with me!

You are indeed the rightful heir to the Bolt throne; and what you lack in lightning-speed, you make up for, so many-many times, with your cunning and castability. May your reign be as eternal as your illustrious ancestors!

Rift bolt: I give my life to you