I believe he wont be able to pay for them because I would have already pimp-slapped his lands back to his hand. 

I believe my Aven Fogbringer has been altered to look like a pimp so i think that constitutes a victory. You certainly get shiniest but seeing as how i have 1 pimp and everyone else had none, that makes my deck the "Pimpest". 

Yeah! Tell us more about the land destruction guy! Was his deck pimped out? Did you just get lucky? What did he place?

Similar to Anusien's list except that I like Top better than Icy. I also took out Memory Lapse for a Steamcore Weird. I'm not sure if that's the right choice. What I'm thinking about doing is taking out Fumarole for Deepfire Elemental because this deck is kind of threat-lite. A 4/4 artifact/creature killer MUST be dealt with by your opponent and having the mana for the 1xx isn't really a problem for this deck.

Ark of Blight
Wayfarer's Bauble
Sensei's Divining Top
Fellwar Stone
Skullclamp
Etched Oracle

Befoul
Nightscape Battlemage
Twisted Abomination
Trench Wurm

Eternal Witness
Kodama's Reach
Thornscape Battlemage
Reap and Sow
Civic Wayfinder

Ogre Arsonist
Avalanche Riders
Ravaging Horde
Dwarven Miner- Until I can find a Goblin Settler

Steamcore Weird
Exclude
Remand
Trinket Mage
Aven Fogbringer

Faith's Fetters
Swords to Plowshares
Orim's Thunder
Benalish Emissary
Seed Spark
Nagao, Bound by Honor

Plague Spores
Moroii
Wrecking Ball
Fumarole
Temporal Spring
Frenzied Tilling

Snow-Covered Forest
Snow-Covered Island
Snow-Covered Mountain
Snow-Covered Plains
Snow-Covered Swamp
Forest
Island
Mountain
Plains
Swamp
Azorius Chancery
Boros Garrison
Dimir Aqueduct
Golgari Rot Farm
Gruul Turf
Izzet Boilerworks
Orzhov Basilica
Rakdos Carnarium
Selesnya Sanctuary
Simic Growth Chamber
Gemstone Mine
Mirrodin's Core
Wasteland
Ghost Quarter