Ok I think this creature would be cool. Im also very into Flavory cards. Oh Well here goes.

Giant Hermit Crab
2U
Creature - Crab
0/7
Giant Hermit Crab Cannot be the target of spells or abilities.

If there are no other creatures in play Giant Hermit Crab gets +7/+0

The Berzerker
RRR
Creature -- (Legendary?) Barbarian
2/2
All of your phases during your Turn are combat phases instead of normal phases.


I think this would be a totally cool card, I dont really know how powerfull it would actually be though, well Rate please and Help with the wording on that. And if anyone could think of some cool flavor text it would be nice.

I thought of this card the other day, mostly its just a cool flavor card but anyways:

Law of the Jungle
2GG
Enchantment
All creatures gain "TAP: Destroy target creature with lesser power"

Im pretty sure there is a better wording on this,

thanks post comments.

Hey Thanks For all the help so far, Belive it or not I actually won with this thing at a mox tourney in august, ive been stuck too it since.

So is it basically decided that Hippy, Masticore and Spiritmonger are out, and that I should Work Trolls and Wretches in.

Also Im still not really sold, I mean is Therapy really Better than, Hymm.
Also should I put in Factories, thanks for the help.

Hey Everyone, I noticed I havnt Changed my PT Funk deck in a while and I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions to help with the new decks. Thanks, heres my Current List.


// Guys: 14
4 Phyrexian Negator
4 Hypnotic Specter
4 River Boa
1 Masticore
1 SpiritMonger

// Discard: 9
4 Duress
4 Hymm to Torach
1 Mind Twist

// Stuff: 6
4 Pernicious Deed
2 Diabolic Edict

// Fun: 4
1 Yagmoth's Will
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Necropotence
1 Regrowth

// Manas: 27
1 Sol Ring
4 Dark Ritual
1 Black Lotus
1 Mox Jet
4 Wasteland
1 Stripmine
4 Bayou
2 Windswept Heath
2 Polluted Delta
2 Forest
5 Swamp

Sideboard:
3 Naturalize
3 Coffin Purge
2 Withered Wretch
2 Masticore
2 Choke
2 Diabolic Edict
1 Skeletal Scrying