@Steve. Two shots of vodka got you close to drunk? You should come to the Green Bay tourneys. They were held in a bowling alley/bar. Many players were legitimately drunk that day.
Beer was a 1.25 a pint, of course there were drunk magic players, its Wisconsin...
Those tourneys are going to come back soon.
@ Steve
Congrats on the finish. It would be awsome if we could have a more in depth tourney report. I would really like to know more about your MUD matches. Was there any point in the tournament you wanted to cunning wish into a beserk in your deck, like the old GAT decks?