I can tell you honestly that losing a MATCH in 3 turns sucks more than having your fucking eyelash turn white on you over night. and I would know... I am that teabagger in the picture with the white eyelash.

I am also the teabagger who instead of Extirpating my opponent's graveyarded Virulent Sliver in my last match, decided to gloriously keep it in my hand and save the three black mana that I had available just in case I wanted to cast the Bloodstained Mire that I was also holding, thus sealing my defeat and my inevitable place in the "Dickbrain Hall of Fame". 9th place just means best loser...

"It sucks to be me right now!" - Nacho Libre