Quote (Grand Inquisitor @ Jan. 31 2003,08:57)whats with the new avatar kl0wn? and i'm sure you've heard it, but...
Whats the worst part about having sex with a ten year old girl?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
Whats the best part about having sex with a ten year old boy?
Turning him over and pretending its a ten year old girl.
The madness...
New avatar? Huh? Alright, who's been messing with this thing?!?!?!?
Seriously though, which one?
To be honest, I've never heard that one before.
What's the best part about having sex with a ten year old boy and a ten year old girl at the same time?
You get to put them in the blender afterwards.
Of course you can do that with just about anyone afterwards, but there's not as much carving with the ten year olds since they're smaller and all. Less surface area to seperate. Plus, they're more tender and easier to grind.
I prefer graham cracker crust to regular pie crust too. The graham cracker crust gives the pie more body (no pun intended).
You can get about 2 pies from just one ten year old. Granted, you could get more, but I recommend going only with the most tender and sweet parts. I'm not a big fan of grizzle in my pie. Ten year olds don't have that much grizzle, but they also have less meat to choose from so you can't get as much out of them as you can with a full grown person. I'm very picky about which sections I make pie with.\n\n