How far did Zack get with Kelly ?

[Eastman]

I would have gotten the signatures had I seen your comment before the show.


Belding is old and chubby, he's kind of pitiful - travelling to speak at a college for the $800 they might give him.

I DID ask,

me " On the original high school show, how far did Zack get with Kelly?"

audience "laugh laugh laugh"

him "laugh laugh well... [I can't speak for what the writers had in mind ON the show, but I can tell you that in real life the actor who played Zack dated and probably hooked up with nearly every female actor on the show]"


Anyways I felt it was a cop out, and it doesn't answer any questions... in fact it raises a lot more.

I suppose my search may never end...

[Magi]

I would have gotten the signatures had I seen your comment before the show.


Belding is old and chubby, he's kind of pitiful - travelling to speak at a college for the $800 they might give him.

I DID ask,

me " On the original high school show, how far did Zack get with Kelly?"

audience "laugh laugh laugh"

him "laugh laugh well... [I can't speak for what the writers had in mind ON the show, but I can tell you that in real life the actor who played Zack dated and probably hooked up with nearly every female actor on the show]"


Anyways I felt it was a cop out, and it doesn't answer any questions... in fact it raises a lot more.

I suppose my search may never end...

professional athletes do that all the time during their pre/post game interviews. I've seen it so much, I almost come to expect it whenever someone is asked a question which touches on a delicate subject.

Aaargh, I forgot about the timezone difference! Curses to my dumbness...seriously, any card signed by Principal Belding would skyrocket in value, and gain extra abilities.

"I'm sorry, you can't wasteland that workshop BECAUSE IT HAS THE BELDING SEAL OF APPROVAL FUCKER!!!!!" *boot to the face*

Did you atleast find out why he came to your college in the first place?

[Dr. Sylvan]

me " On the original high school show, how far did Zack get with Kelly?"

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

"I'm sorry, you can't wasteland that workshop BECAUSE IT HAS THE BELDING SEAL OF APPROVAL FUCKER!!!!!" *boot to the face*

What FOOL would try to use a mere Wasteland on BELDING'S WORKSHOP?!?!

Seriously, I know our format has its share of n00bs, but wow... even monored players could figure that out.

[Bram]

That's it, eastman. If I were the queen on England, I would have you knighted for this.
 
It's an interesting anwer to be sure. Now we have conclusive evidence of the real Zack being a male slut. Did you detect a hint of frustration in Belding's voice when he said that? Like: 'I wish I could have done the wild thang with every female character on the show.'?

[Eastman]

Actually, not frustration but..


Well at several points he alluded to the attractiveness of his (at the time) underage coworkers. Suffice it to say he was creepy as hell in this regard.


The reason he came to my college was for the $1 a ticket entrance. Apparently he needs the money. He wasn't teaching us any lessons so I assume that's it. Kind of sad in a way...

[Bram]

Looking at his 'impressive' on IMDB one can see how he would need the money.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0368172/

It's sort of like old Star Wars and Star Trek actors selling signed pics of themselves at conventions for 15 bucks. I have several It's all very Galaxy Quest-esque.

[TracerBullet]

Dude, he was a guest star in CHiPs!  That's fucking awesome!

[jpmeyer]

"Tangy Guacamole" sounds like a porno.