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« on: May 03, 2004, 11:42:01 am » |
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So, yeah, I'm 20 now. How weird.
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2004, 11:53:49 am » |
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Happy birthday! Got any gray hairs yet?
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2004, 12:02:22 pm » |
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hah, a young one this moses guy :p
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2004, 12:04:00 pm » |
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That's nice to know, but what day are you today?  |
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2004, 12:04:13 pm » |
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Happy birthday! Unfortunately, the purpose of 20 is just to make you feel old. No new priveleges come at 20, just the knowledge that a fifth of your life has passed you by. Make the most of it.  |
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2004, 12:27:51 pm » |
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Unfortunately, the purpose of 20 is just to make you feel old. No new priveleges come at 20, just the knowledge that a fifth of your life has passed you by. Make the most of it. :wink: Who wants to live to be 100? After 60 or so you spend half your time and money just wasting away regardless. I say that's a good quittin' time (though I reserve the right for medical science to raise this estimate by ten or twenty years before I'm dead). |
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2004, 12:35:43 pm » |
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Moses lived to be exactly 120.
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2004, 12:37:24 pm » |
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happy 20th  |
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2004, 01:58:46 pm » |
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Go jacob! With your amazing eating habits (apple/banana dot dude) you may just live to 120. <Kerz> Happy birth-day to you <Kerz> happy birth-day to you <Kerz> happy birth-day dear jacob <Kerz> happy birth-day to you |
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2004, 02:40:11 pm » |
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Toad makes a good point. Since you're in the future, you either were 20 a while ago, or you're still 19.
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<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2004, 02:43:20 pm » |
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Happy Birthday Jacob! 120...that is really old. If you live to 120 think about all the things that will have happened.
Think about how many people you will see get their driver's license.
Think about how many years you will be "unable to perform," provided Viagra is off the menu.
Think about how many times older you will be when you are 120 in comparison to the latest and greatest hot chicks.
Think about how long Magic will be dead (or not) when you make it.
Think about how much you will have paid in taxes.
Think about how many presidents you will have seen.
Think about how many presidents you will have seen that are as dumb as W (zero).
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2004, 05:29:44 pm » |
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Think about how many presidents you will have seen that are as dumb as W (zero). Not to put any unwanted irony into this thread, but I think he'll have seen at least ONE. Happy birthday. |
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2004, 05:47:44 pm » |
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Moses lived to be exactly 120. Methusela lived to be 969. Take that. Happy Barthday!11!!!! |
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2004, 06:08:07 pm » |
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Moses lived to be exactly 120. Methusela lived to be 969. Take that. Happy Barthday!11!!!! Well, it's a Jewish tradition that when you wish someone long life, you not wish them to live longer than Moses. |
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2004, 06:18:56 pm » |
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Happy Birthday!
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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2004, 06:46:13 pm » |
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DIE!!!! err I mean... Happy Birthday |
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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2004, 01:16:21 pm » |
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Im a little late but happy birthday! Sooooo... you do anything cool for your 20th? One More Year.  |
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2004, 01:36:34 pm » |
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Sooooo... you do anything cool for your 20th? If by "anything cool" you mean "nothing", then yes. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2004, 11:16:03 am » |
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Happy Birthday Jacob. Hope you had a good one... in a month and 11 days I turn the big quarter century. Not really looking forward to that.
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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2004, 10:42:00 am » |
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I definitely just took the first of two finals on my own 18th birthday.
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Jacob Orlove
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« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2004, 11:20:54 am » |
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I definitely just took the first of two finals on my own 18th birthday. Happy birthday. Now stop reminding me that I'm 20. |
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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2004, 11:31:19 am » |
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I definitely just took the first of two finals on my own 18th birthday. Happy birthday. Now stop reminding me that I'm 20. I remember when I was 20. You honestly look older than 20. Not much older, but you do look to be over 21. Of course, everyone told me that too. |
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