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MarkPharaoh
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iPods Kill!
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June 23, 2004, 03:59:21 pm »
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumormill/ipod_killing.html
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Jacob Orlove
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iPods Kill!
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June 23, 2004, 04:09:26 pm »
We just *had* to one-up japan, didn't we? :/
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iPods Kill!
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June 23, 2004, 04:10:01 pm »
Quote from: Jacob Orlove
We just *had* to one-up japan, didn't we? :/
YAY! Fan-art time!!
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MarkPharaoh
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iPods Kill!
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June 23, 2004, 04:12:45 pm »
You gotta love the Related News section "This just in, man beaten to death by an iPod...and in related news, buy the new mini iPod for only $250!!"
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lilmidget
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iPods Kill!
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June 23, 2004, 04:20:56 pm »
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“It took him a while to die,� Dr. Klamut said. “She must have
stabbed
him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, that’s for sure�
how do you stab with an iPod?
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the Luke
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iPods Kill!
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June 23, 2004, 05:49:08 pm »
It's blunt. It hurts more. (movie reference)
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Bram
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I've got mushroom clouds in my hands
iPods Kill!
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June 24, 2004, 02:03:12 am »
Yeah, I caught that. I believe the quote was:
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I am going to cut your heart out with a blunt spoon.
Why a blunt spoon?
Because it hurts more, you idiot!
Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves is not the best of movies to quote from, however.
Another reason to buy the mini ipod. People could never use that one to bludgeon you to death with (not unless they took a week off from work or forced you to eat it or something).
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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June 24, 2004, 03:44:29 am »
Quote from: the Luke
It's blunt. It hurts more. (movie reference)
IT'S DULL, YOU TWIT! IT'LL HURT MORE!
Jesus, if you're gonna quote a fucking movie, get it damned well right.
On that note, Alan Rickman is god.
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DerangedHermit
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June 24, 2004, 12:10:15 pm »
I'm surprised no one's ever killed someone with an X-Box. Those things are like forty bricks.
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Bram
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I've got mushroom clouds in my hands
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June 25, 2004, 01:17:03 am »
If you have an XboX, you can alleviate your frustration by playing GTA Vice City or Halo or something. Plus, an ipod might still work after savage beatings, while an XboX would undoubtedly crash upon the first blow. It is, after all, a PC.
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
MarkPharaoh
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June 25, 2004, 01:51:01 am »
Durable Metal > Plastic
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