Top Ten Lessons I Learned at Spiderman 2

[Eastman]

Top 10 lessons I learned at "Spiderman 2"



10. Upside-down kisses are sloppy and kind of gross

9. How to pronounce 'nuclear' - hopefully Bush likes superheroes

8. obligatory smmenen reference

7. Those free toasters at the bank come with a catch

6. The 'spider sense' doesn't apply to Mary Jane's obvious signals

5. To finally understand emo (thank you peter)

4. "Catwoman" is REALLY going to suck

3. Cialis doesn't work for ALL your spider powers

2. forbid > prohibit (and you thought I'd only do one...)

1. Our failure to harness fusion stems from a lack of robot-arms




(copyright Eastman 2004)

[Bram]

9. How to pronounce 'nuclear' - hopefully Bush likes superheroes

Finally, someone adresses the American butchery of the word. 'Nuke-you-lerr' is NOT a word, Mr. President, unless Lerr is some Middle-East 'bandit state'.

5. To finally understand emo (thank you peter)

Dude, if you're talking about the music here: NOONE understands emo. 'Being misunderstoond' is the motivation for 99% of their lyrics.

1. Our failure to harness fusion stems from a lack of robot-arms

I'll be sure to pass that on to my professors.

[TracerBullet]

9. How to pronounce 'nuclear' - hopefully Bush likes superheroes

Finally, someone adresses the American butchery of the word. 'Nuke-you-lerr' is NOT a word, Mr. President, unless Lerr is some Middle-East 'bandit state'.

No, it's pronounced Nookyoular, dummy, the S is silent.

[Bram]

OK, so I've seen it yesterday and I'm forced to ask:

5. To finally understand emo (thank you peter)

Uh?

[Joel Rojo]

It's just a reference about how emo kids whine all the time because they have the worst luck ever, at least thats how I interpreted it...

[Bram]

Hey man, I happen to like emo kids. They're full of nutrients and essential vitamins.

[Joel Rojo]

Bram loves Jp.