Passive Aggression

[corncob]

Passive Aggression
2BB
Enchantment

Creatures you control can't attack or block.

At the end of each turn, Passive Aggression deals 1 damage to each creature and player for each tapped creature you control.  Then, if you control no creatures, sacrifice Passive Aggression.

[Bram]

But why would your creatures be tapped if you can't attack with them? Conceivably, you want this to make 'ping' creatures like prodigal sorcerer 'perform' better (sicne this doesn't affect their performance, a Timmy would 'shoot' for 3 between tapping him and untapping him next turn' were it not for the fact that it dies at the end if every turn...

It doesn't invite a creatureless strategy either, since it dies when you don't have any. You're probably looking for some utility creatures with a relatively high toughness to go along with this, but I really can't think of any that would be useful.

I'm probably missing something, but I'd appreciate if you told us where you wanna go with this card. Does it fill a slot in some pet deck of yours? What cards does it have synergy with etc?