The Dutch guys didn't seem impressed with our roads ("American roads are shitty, don't you pay taxes?") or the women. I have a feeling they didn't seem impressed with the food choices either, but in the same thought pattern from earlier, you're not going to get good food or see hot women staying up to the wee hours of the morning playing Magic.
Hell, I'M not impressed with our roads or women. Night or day, this place sucks. I wish the government would hurry up and deport me.