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« on: October 06, 2004, 12:51:27 am »
http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

They dont offer any tips about protecting yourself from a Berserk Murdolont, but Scrotal Safety is a truly important issue that sadly rarely gets addressed.

"Remember: An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner. "
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2004, 02:32:54 am »
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Bicycles are still legal in many states. Those of you that still insist on riding them should purchase a groin-helmet. These devices come in many colors and wind resistant shapes. Shop around to find the perfect groin-helmet for your needs.
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2004, 08:27:56 am »
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Watch out for cancer


Thank god for that otherwise it might have snuck up on me.
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2004, 08:47:00 am »
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The testicles are oval organs! Beat that! (metaphorically, I mean)

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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2004, 10:39:49 am »
The Scrotal Safety Commission would like to recommend the safe-word: "Peachy-keen"
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2004, 01:47:39 pm »
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Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2004, 08:01:32 pm »
The Scrotal Safety Commission: Helping you to not drop the ball.
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