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Clicky!Whether it’s abstinence education, character education, or sex education; Mike Long has been a national leader for many years. His directive teaching and parenting concepts have given educators and parents the confidence they need to encourage teens to embrace sexual abstinence until marriage as the wisest, most healthy lifestyle. Today, abstinence education has been given many names: abstinence, abstinence until marriage, abstinence only, abstinence plus, abstinence first, teen abstinence, sex education abstinence, and even comprehensive abstinence education!
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2005, 11:13:54 am » |
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thats even funnier than his magic infomercials
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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2005, 01:15:23 pm » |
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What kind of frightens me is that you actually typed in www.mikelong.com randomly. |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2005, 01:17:09 pm » |
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Maybe he bought a tech manual off him, and obviously got spammed with infomercials then.
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2005, 06:37:17 pm » |
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If this man were to try and speak to me I would stab him with a big sword. Abstinence is so old fashioned.
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2005, 07:21:03 pm » |
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Still is the only utterly 'Can't fuck up and get a girl pregnant' method that exists.
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2005, 08:47:38 pm » |
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Still is the only utterly 'Can't fuck up and get a girl pregnant' method that exists. Not true. You're forgetting homosexuality. |
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2005, 03:56:01 am » |
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Somehow, I doubt the Mike Long on that particular site would consider that an option, though. Mortal sins don't make for good contraceptive methods.
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2005, 08:40:27 pm » |
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... blabla ... to embrace sexual abstinence until marriage as the wisest, most healthy lifestyle. Erm ... isn't it scientificly proven by now that it is more healthy for body and soul to have sex? Plus, is this ******** trying to tell me that the same sex with the same girl at the same time is unhealthy if I dont have a paper that says "You are married to her and thus have the licence to fuck" !? Can people get away with this in amiland? |
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2005, 06:05:33 am » |
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Erm ... isn't it scientificly proven by now that it is more healthy for body and soul to have sex? It's fiendishly difficult to prove something is good for something that hasn't been proven to exist  Can people get away with this in amiland? Not only do they get away with it; their presidant might even nominate them for a medal of some sort. |
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
R.I.P. Rudy van Soest a.k.a. MoreFling
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2005, 07:08:55 am » |
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Still is the only utterly 'Can't fuck up and get a girl pregnant' method that exists. Not true. You're forgetting homosexuality. ..and vasectomy too!  |
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2005, 08:04:36 am » |
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Bram, replace "Soul" with "psychological/mental condition" or something like that.
I mean, on which day will you have a better mood, on a day without sex or on a day that started with a round of good-morning-sex?
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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2005, 09:31:46 am » |
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Still is the only utterly 'Can't fuck up and get a girl pregnant' method that exists. Not true. You're forgetting homosexuality. ..and vasectomy too! I thought of that, and similar procedures, but discounted them because they could be botched. I also discounted oral/anal sex because semen could still find its way around, especially if it's a vigrous session. The only utterly foolproof methods are those in which egg and sperm don't come anywhere near each other (where near = same bed). Theoretically, other solutions exist: pedophilia and sex wih post-meopausal women. But I figured that wouldn't be as funny. |
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