The game indicates a weak personality

[Matt]

"We have discovered that some of them are simply detached from reality"

[Zherbus]

AHAHAHA!

The picture of those kids sword-fighting is labeled as Dungeons and Dragons players. OH MY GOD, 1985 called and they want their controversy back!

[Jacob Orlove]

The army is not indifferent to the unique hobby and is trying to locate soldiers who in their free time dress up as witches and play in forests.

Bias much?

Most soldiers who play Dungeons and Dragons simply do not admit to it while they are in the army, he says.

OMG TEH ARMY!

Yeah, that was funny stuff.

[Dr. Sylvan]

Fantastic.

I wonder if they're going to add a question to their security clearance interviews: "Are you, or have you ever been, a furry?"

[CrazyCarl]

Fantastic.

I wonder if they're going to add a question to their security clearance interviews: "Are you, or have you ever been, a furry?"

OK, Pip, for the mere MENTION of the word "furry" you have been warned, for if I hear it (read it, whatever) one more time, you will be dead to me.  4L.  Perma+b.  You know the drill.

As for the article thing, heh.  <3 the armed forces.