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Matt
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« on: March 10, 2005, 09:40:25 pm »

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2005, 09:54:13 pm »

The EU standard penis is 6.75", huh.  Woof or no.  Obviously woof.

For the four girls on this site, isn't that a little big for you?
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2005, 02:10:58 am »

I am proud to say that I am in no way german.
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2005, 02:28:23 am »

18 liters????  What are those Europeans EATING?
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2005, 04:59:59 am »

Oh comon.... You knew all those wars were compensation for something.
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2005, 06:14:55 pm »

The shortness of breath is killing me
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2005, 02:33:45 am »

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2005, 07:59:59 am »

Surprised

I don't know what to say, but I reckon that 18 litres of fluid is a pretty excessive. Anyway, the only thing I can say is that the size is not important because the length of the vagina is about 12 cm, so, is that very important if the penis is 14 or 18 cm ?

We can easily answer no.
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2005, 09:49:49 am »

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Anyway, the only thing I can say is that the size is not important because the length of the vagina is about 12 cm, so, is that very important if the penis is 14 or 18 cm ?

We can easily answer no.

Actually, the answer is still 'yes'. That is, unless you're not getting aroused enough. Maybe French women just aren't getting pleasured enough. Too much "Wham, bam, merci madamoiselle?"

The natural question to ask then becomes, does this mean rapists can make do with less manhood?
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2005, 04:59:10 am »

I think the 18 litres should be seen as a measure of strength rather than volume. The standard test for condoms is to fill with water and check for leaks. More water means more stress on the condom. They are checking on integrity and strength not ability to accomodate men hung like horses.

Having destroyed a few rubbers in my time I wouldnt like to see the litre capacity go down.

If you feel up to it, Durex make a Gold condom for 'larger' men. Having tried them, I felt I had to re-evalute myself as a mere 'above-average' rather than one of the biggest pricks of all time. If you feel they are too small, I pity any female you come across.

On a slightly related note, many university students will be familiar with the 'spaceman' game. The aim is to stretch a condom over your head (damned difficult) to cover your nose but not mouth (natural selection in action before your very eyes!). You then breath in through your mouth and out through your nose until you pop your helmet (fnar, fnur..)
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2005, 10:36:15 am »

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On a slightly related note, many university students will be familiar with the 'spaceman' game. The aim is to stretch a condom over your head (damned difficult) to cover your nose but not mouth (natural selection in action before your very eyes!). You then breath in through your mouth and out through your nose until you pop your helmet (fnar, fnur..)


That sounds like a world-class education you got there, dandan. Very Happy
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