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Question: Who would win?
Frasier - 10 (43.5%)
Niles - 13 (56.5%)
Total Voters: 21

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« on: June 17, 2005, 01:18:22 pm »
Now the Midgets vs Lion debate is slowing, I have a question for you all: If Frasier Crane and Niles Crane would "go at it" in a (bitch)fight, who would come out as the victor?

I must honestly say that I am undecided at the moment, as both could just as well be battling for the "biggest wussies on the planet"-award. But anyway, suppose they did get it on, who would come out on top? And how long would it take?

Remember, fighting is not limited to physical action Wink

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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2005, 02:19:21 pm »
Niles put up with Maris (spelling?) for how many years?  That man has some very deep, very dark pent-up hostility, and I think that once it's unleashed and he goes aggro, it's all over for Frasier.  His size advantage will carry him for a while, but I think Niles wants it more.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2005, 11:51:06 am »
I can't believe you even asked this.
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2005, 12:08:12 pm »
After thinking some more about it, I would have to say that Niles should win bigtime.

Although Frasier being married with Lillith, having the superior (read: heavier) physique and years of sexual frustration, Niles will win. And not because of him being married with Maris or his very deep, very dark pent-up hostility, but just because when Daphne asks him if he would be so kind to own Frasiers ass and hand it to her, he will become the best friggin' K1-fighter on the planet. Hell, he could even own Batman if Daphne asked him Cool
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2005, 12:13:52 pm »
Noone owns Batman.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2005, 04:11:26 pm »
Quote from: Bram on June 18, 2005, 12:13:52 pm
Noone owns Batman.

Two batmans for sure Wink

@Bram: I was already wondering how long it would take before you replied on this "blasphemy" Wink
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2005, 06:30:40 pm »
Quote from: Matt on June 18, 2005, 11:51:06 am
I can't believe you even asked this.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2005, 03:13:12 am »
Frasier is a coke addict. They're pretty fierce when cornered.
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2005, 05:26:15 am »
Quote from: Limbo on June 17, 2005, 01:18:22 pm
But anyway, suppose they did get it on, who would come out on top? And how long would it take?
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