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« on: June 04, 2005, 08:43:46 pm »
Star Wars is the devil!

feel free to move this to humor since i cant post there.
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2005, 10:36:14 pm »
R2-Demon-2.  I'd love to buy one of their shirts for the hilarity, but I'm not sure what they'd do with the money  :shock:
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I will break into your house while you aren't home and disguise myself as a chair. Then I will leave before you get home, but there will be a place at your table where I was a chair and you will wonder why there isn't a chair there. Then later I will leave the chair disguise on your doorstep and you will realize what has happened and you will be afraid all the time. Helter Skelter mother fuckers!
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2005, 12:37:17 am »
I forget exactly what it was, but Hival(?) said something similar to "There should be a stupidity test to get on the internet."  This definitely applies here.

EDIT:  Revvik said it below me Smile
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2005, 01:39:40 am »
It was "there should be an IQ test," and it was me who said it Razz And these guys failed it.
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2005, 02:38:40 am »
Actually I would support a test that required you to be at least so stupid or worse to b e on the internet. But then, I'm not sober, so take that with as big a grain of salt as would be needed to buy your services for a month in old Rome.
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2005, 02:48:27 am »
What would we laugh at without computer illiteratacy and religious insanity?
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2005, 03:03:24 am »
Quote from: Machinus on June 05, 2005, 02:48:27 am
What would we laugh at without computer illiteratacy and religious insanity?

Necrophilia and Clowns mostly.

Especially when combined.

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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2005, 04:03:55 am »


"Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!"

Captain Jesus.

Also, the "Is that Jesus in your pants, or are you just happy to Praise the Lord?" boxer shorts are pretty hilarious.
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2005, 04:11:03 am »
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"Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!"

The weirdos showed up at the wrong science fiction movie release, apparently. There isn't any "beaming up" anywhere in star wars. : /
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2005, 07:58:30 am »
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When you stand before Jesus’ throne what will you say you believe in —the power of the Lord, or the power of the Force?

That would be the coolest thing ever. Standing before Jesus and telling him in reply: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."

Seriously, if you stand before the throne of God and are asked that very question, think: 'WWDVD?'

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The weirdos showed up at the wrong science fiction movie release, apparently. There isn't any "beaming up" anywhere in star wars. : /

Maybe they just looked at Spaceballs. Mel Brooks beams to an adjacent room in there, if I recall correctly.
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2005, 08:01:50 am »
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When you stand before Jesus’ throne what will you say you believe in —the power of the Lord, or the power of the Force?

That would be the coolest thing ever. Standing before Jesus and telling him in reply: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."

Seriously, if you stand before the throne of God and are asked that very question, think: 'WWDVD?'
Wow, that puts the Holy Ghost in a whole new light. A vaguely bluish light, to be exact.
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