today's decks

I just want to say that I think a majority of today's decks are shit. They are slow, they are fragile, they do not utilize the power of the best cards in the game. I defy there to be a P9 tourney in Texas, or anything close to it, and I will show how weak todays meta is. So now you are going to wonder wtf I'm talking about. First, there's slaver...sucks ass...even though it can do some damage with recurring slaver, it is dependant on welder, which is hated out in every deck. Next there's gifts, which is graveyard loving and is vulnerable to the best graveyard hate card printed, leyline of the void. Finally, there is stax....which is slow. It taps shit and makes you sac shit, but can't deal with "blamo, I win" decks. I would love to see some innovation in todays meta, but that seems to be asking too much. Certain tendrils decks can pack a punch if they can clear the path for a turn 1-2 win, but I don't see many decks posing a resilient threat, as even tendrils can fizzle horribly bad and lose after putzing out. Where and what are the resilient, consistent, powerhouses of T1 anymore?

Wowie wow wow. Not only is this conduct unbecoming of a full member, but when I was looking at the rules so I could list the ones it violates, I realized it violates just about all of them. If you have a problem with the state of the format, you are welcome to discuss it in a calm, rational manner with actual reasoning to support your claims. Proper spelling, capitalization, and grammar are also plusses. This profane screed is by no means appropriate. Consider yourself warned.

-Klep