OMG, BOOBIES!!!1!!! I WANTS TEH SECTS!!11!!!ONE!!!
I'm too good for sex. I'm way too smart with my infinite nerdiness for girls to excite me.
You're going to have to stop taking shit like that if you want to get laid. Next time some girl is talking about her underwear, tell her not to question you. Then pistol-whip her.
Aaron FTW.