Stack of Random Jank Foreign Cards

[GrandpaBelcher]

I have a stack of around 200 random foreign cards that I acquired at the bargain price of $0.02 apiece over a period of years.  Now that I have them and have laughed at their names a few times, I've tired of them and don't really want to lug them around with the rest of my cards.  Does anyone have any suggestions on what I can do with them?  They're too varied for a good Mental Magic stack and there aren't any playables except for one white-bordered Dark Ritual (Schwarzer Ritus).

Does anyone have any suggestions on what I should or could do with this stack of cards?

[Twaun007]

O my good friend Lochinver81, the list of things you can do with those cards is endless. For example you could wall paper one of your walls at home, use them as coasters, form chinese throwing ninja stars, give them to Guhstin, use them to layer the bottom of a bird cage, use them as buisness cards, mail them to random people, through the stack at a friend for a good laugh, through them at your parents for a bad laugh, litter your car with them so when you meet a girl she doesn't catch you playing magic she'll know your a gamer right off the bat, build a 75 card full proxie deck to piss off your opponents, next time your at a tourney and you go Ornithopter you can through that stack of cards in the garbage instead of your deck.

I hope some of these ideas help you in your quest to find the solution to your problem.

I'll see you at the next mox tourney.

BAAOOOMMM! 

[GrandpaBelcher]

I was kind of thinking of covering a table with them and making the ultimate nerd... er, gaming station.  They should cover a little less than 15 square feet.

[Twaun007]

AAAAHHHH. A fully covered gaming station would be nice. You just have to figure out what type of clear coating you can put over the cards so the table would be smooth. I'd come visit ya and help out. Then you could start a thread on who has the most pimp gaming station.

[Kasuras]

The possibilties with a german Duress are endless.

Zwang!