*applause*
No doubt. Dave Baum, the Gamer's Lounge owner, is seriously a stand-up guy. Our four-round tournament took almost 10 hours, thanks to Twaun taking advantage of the "no time-limits" policy I had set up (my bad, never again), and it was awesome. I'll put the results/decklists up later tonight when I get back to Columbus and have a computer with a fully-functioning space bar.
We're planning on having another event in January on the 13th or 14th (possibly not for a Mox, unfortunately).
Thanks to all of you who came out for your patience and dedication. And thanks to Dave for throwing himself on the grenade of low turnout and giving away the Sapphire anyway.
Awesome.
See you at the next one.