Team GGs, unlike some Magic teams, does not play magic. When we're not serving aces in the Lazer Tennis courts, we're serving suckers in Breakdance battles. One weekend when we were in the community center practicing our windmills, a man in a dark cloak came up to ask to ask what we were doing. Stefan started to explain power moves to him, and he said "Oh, Breakdancing, I used to do that back in the day... during the fall of the Roman Empire."
Just that moment the doors burst open, and into the room poured a coven of Meandeck Assassins. Unarmed and surrounded, we steeled ourselves for a long battle. Without warning, the cloaked man brandished a Claymore from behind the folds of his clothing. With a mighty swing, the mysterious figure decapitated ours insidious foes. Stunned as we were, we could not be prepared for what happened next.
The sky darkened and rumbled, the earth began to shake. The glass windows of the community center shattered and blew outwards with otherworldly force. Arcs of brilliant lightning leaped from the bodies of our fallen enemies and flowed into our unexpected ally. What could it be? A Meandeck Plot? Dark Sorcery?
No!
The man pulled back his hood to reveal:
It was the Mighty Christopher Lambert!
Christopher was instrumental in defending Scotland from the British, and defeating the Kurgan. He was responsible for putting both Grendel, and Grendel's mother back on the map, and then killed them. Christopher Lambert is the only living human to escape from both The Fortress and The Fortress 2 (which was in space.) Also he was in Knight Moves.
One time, Christopher Lambert beat an Ichorid player by staring at his graveyard until it exploded.
Welcome to Team GGs, Chris!
