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« on: March 15, 2004, 06:09:51 pm »
So someone posted a winning rat deck as a joke in the open forum but rats are cool ... So here is a nice tweaked version of the deck.

4 Dark Ritual
14 Swamp
4 Wasteland
1 Strip Mine

4 Ravenous Rats
4 Chittering Rats
4 Pestilence Rats
4 Razortooth Rats
4 Sewer Rats
4 Swarm of Rats
4 Carrion Rats

4 Cabal Therapy  
4 Skullclamp
2 Patriarch's Bidding

sb:
4 SeRATted Arrows
4 Rats' Feast
3 VolRATh's Dungeon
2 EviceRATor
2 NekRATaal

I've been fooling around with this deck for qawhile and one day I'll take it to a tournement just for laughs. Now you will notice all the sideboard cards are rat infested. I wanted to use Null Rats but that was pushing it.

What this deck beats ...  
Shockwave
Dicemanx
Petko
Wuaffiliate
Razor
Lam
ReAnimator

This makes the deck a perfect choice for my meta.

Card choices ...
Rats ... well that's the theme damn it ...
Cabal Therapy/Skullclamp ... see how smart I am ...
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2004, 06:50:30 pm »
Rats ARE cool. I would suggest that you take out the crypt rats though. They seem a little counter intuitive. Null "rats" sound good if you are looking for a deck that is a little more competative.
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2004, 06:57:24 pm »
two things:

1: I don't htink that the person who posted the original list was joking...

2: I am so playing this next arena league I go to...
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2004, 10:25:08 pm »
Edited out the Crypt Rats just for you, Alfred

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1: I don't htink that the person who posted the original list was joking...


And you think I'm here for your amusement. You think I'm a joke . You think ... Forget about it.
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2004, 03:59:07 am »
I didn't mean you bebe, I meant this guy
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2004, 08:49:31 pm »
Um, he was obviously joking.
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