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« on: June 13, 2004, 12:49:06 am » |
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http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htmi think it's pretty close. p.s. mods, i would've posted this in humour if i had access, so feel free to move it.
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 04:49:05 pm » |
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Oh dear
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2004, 07:44:30 am » |
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Once when I was in high school I worked for a small town library. We had an arrangement with the big city library for a book exchange. Part of the deal was we had to pick up and drop off the city books. I was not the normal person who did this job, but when the normal guy called in sick I said I was do it. During these runs the courier would also drop of interoffice mail and important stuff. The courier had to get someone to sign for these items. The person who coordinated this in the big city library was named Shithead Williams, pronounced: she-thade williams. So I drive the delivery truck to the big city and go in for the books and to drop off the mail and get Shithead to sign. I didn't notice the name until I got to the big city library, at which point I decided I would ask for Ms. Williams at the front desk, for fear that I would mess up the first name. I went to the desk, told them why I was there, and asked for Ms. Williams. At that point they told me that there were two Ms. Williams working there. So then I point at her name and they immediately understood why I could not say it. Actually they were busting my balls, but same deal.
Maybe not quite as good, but Shithead Williams is a funny name too.
Also there was a divorce attorney on my paper route as a kid named Richard Wead...yes...Dick Wead. How appropriate.
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2004, 08:19:37 am » |
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A while back on "V Graham Norton" (don't know if it's made its way to the US yet, but he's an Irish comedian who is really quite camp most of the time) they did something like this - five people were there and someone had to fit together forenames and surnames and then guess who had what name.
Dick Rash, Wayne Kerr, Megan Bacon, and Terry Bull were the four names I can remember. The extent parents go to when they want to fuck their kids over...
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2004, 09:14:15 am » |
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Shithead Williams, pronounced: she-thade williams. Wow, a friend of mine had a student with that same first name. That means it wasn't just one stupid parent . . . it is an actual . . . name. Scary. Leo |
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2004, 07:03:01 pm » |
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Uhm Jung-Hwa's character in Marriage is a Crazy Thing is named Dong-Mi.
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2004, 08:47:59 pm » |
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I've met people named both Long Dong and Mini Wang (male and female respectivly). The fact that I met the botha t the smae place only makes it more ammusing.
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2004, 10:14:57 pm » |
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BEST NAME EVAR!!!!!!
hahaha that's awesome!!!!!
I don't have any funny name stories...except this one guy who was listed in our local directory under "Harry Dick". We kept harassing him.
Yea, he's unlisted now.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2004, 01:14:09 pm » |
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I know a guy named Phuk Yu.
Actually, I don't really know him, but it feels like I do since I've been pranking him since I was like 14.
You'd think the poor bastard would've gotten his number changed by now...
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2004, 01:36:23 pm » |
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Hartie Clinger
Lo Wang
Sam Sung
Ima Cummings
all people ive called lol
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