To the tune of Whip it by Devo
If you think the formats broke, go play type two.
When you think its all a joke, go play type two.
Play it! You- don't wait!
Play it! It's not too late!
do do do do do..
If you're sick of turn one kills, go play type two.
The thought of 'Gorger gives you chills, go play type two.
Type Two! Counterspell's too good!
Type Two! You know you should!
do do do do do...
If Mana Drain has got you down, go play type two.
If Fish are gonna make you drown, go play type two.
Exalted! The hot chase rare!
Eternal! Your deck needs a pair!
do do do do do...
If you guys remeber "A tribute" from the sui forum, this is where it all started. After someone kept talking about banning Yawgmoth's Will, I was forced to write a song, and alas, a star was born.