turn your movies into porno movies!

It's funny to think of alternate titles of movies if they were porn.

Here are some to start it off

20,000 Legs Under the Sea
2002: A Sex Odyssey
28 Gays Later
28 Lays
40 Gays and 40 Dykes
8 Mile Cock
A Beautiful Grind
A Clockwork Orgy
A Few Hard Men
A Fistful of Penis
A Lad In
A League of their Moan
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A Penile Action
A Penis Runs Through It
A Rear and Present Danger
A Tale of Two Titties
Alice in Penisland
All Hands on Dick
Ally McFeel
Almost Anus
American Booty
American History XXX
An Officer and a Genitalman
Angela's Asses
Anus the Menace
Apollo 69
Armaget-it-on
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
Assablanca
Austin Prowler
Backseat Confidential
Ball the President's Men
Bang Her Sisters
Barbara's Bush
Bat Dude and Throbin
Battlestar Orgasmica
Be Inside Her
Beauty and the Bitch
Beaver and Buttface
Beaver Juice
Beetle's Juice
Ben-Hur Over
Benny in June
Between the Cheeks
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!
Beverly Hills Cock
Bi-Curious George
Bi-Dazzled
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Bitches of Eat-Wick
Black Cock Down
Boldfinger
Bone Alone
Bonfire of the Panties
Booty and the Beast
Bridget Jones' Hairy
Bruce Allmeaty
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid
Charlie's Anals
City Of Anals
Cliff Banger
Close Encounters of the Sperm Kind
Cockodile Dun-me
Colonel Angus
Confessions of a Candystriper
Coo-coo for Cocoa Cocks
Cool Bummings
Crimson Ride
Crocodile Blondee
Crouching Penis, Hidden Vagina
Cum and Cummer
Cum Lola Cum
Cum to Drink of It
Cumming to America
Cunt Hardly Wait
Das Booty
Dawson's Crack
Deep End With Some Lotion
Deep Impact
Desperately Seeking Semen
Dial M for Missionary
Diddle-her on the Roof
Dickman and Throbbin' Hood
Dickman Forever
Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs
Dog-style Afternoon
Doing John Malkovich
Done In 60 Seconds
DP2: The Mighty Phucks
Driving It Into Ms. Daisy
Driving Miss Daisy (Into The Headboard)
Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Dude, Where's My G-spot?
Dun-Hur
E-3: The Extra Testicle
Edward Penishands
Ejacula
Emission Possible
Enema of the State
Erection
Erectnophobia
ET: The Extra Testicle
Everybody Does Raymond
Fast Times At Deep Crack High
Fatal Erection
Feeling Forrester
Ferris Bueller Gets Off
Field of Reams
Fill Bill
Final Penetration
Flashpants: Cop a Feeling
Flesh Gordon
Florence Hump
For a Few Inches More
For Your Thighs Only
Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
Free Will Humping
Free Your Willy
Frisky Business
Gang Bang Princess
Gangbangs of New York
Genital Hospital
Ghosthustlers
Ghostlusters
Glad-he-ate-her
Gonad the Barbarian
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Guess Who Came At Dinner
Hairy Movie
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets
Hairy Potter Made the Philosopher Moan
Halloween: ResERECTION
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Happy Getsmore
Harry's Hotter with the Philospher's Bone
Hi Infidelity
Homo Alone
Honey, I Blew Everybody!
Honey, I Fucked The Kids!
Horny Python and the Bony Tail
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
How to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes
Howard Sperm's Private Parties
Howard the Fuck
Hung Wankenstein
Hump Up The Volume
Humping From the Back at Notre Dame
I Cream on Jeannie
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
In Da Pants Day
In Diana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Box
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Inrearendence Day
Independence Gay
Indepoondence Day
Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon
Inspect-Her-Gadget
Intercourse With a Vampire
Interview With a Vibrator
Invasion of the Booby Snatchers
Jack/Off
Joannie Pneumatic
Juranal Park
Jurassic Pork
King Dong
Kingdom Cum
Laid in Manhattan
Lap Dances with Wolves
Lawrence of a Labia
Legally Blown
Legs Wide Open
License To Thrill
Little Oral Annie
Little Orphan Anal
Lord of the Cock Rings
Lord of the G-strings
Lord of the Rims
Lord of the Ringpiece
Lust of the Mohicans
Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone
Malcolm XXX
Mating for Guffman
Meat Joe Black
Meat the Parents
Men In Back
Men In Fuck
Miami Spice
Mighty Joe Bung
Mighty Joe Hung
Mighty Joe Schlung
Miracle on 69th Street
Mission Erotica
Missionary Impossible
Moulin Splooge
My Big Fat Greek Cock
Murphy's Brown
Mutiny on the Booty
Natural Born Thrillers
Night of the Giving Head
Nurse Wetty
NYPD Goo
Oh Brother, Who Fuck Thou?
Oh Cum on Ye Faces
Oh She's Eleven
Oklahomo!
On Golden Blonde
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
One Spewed Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Phallus in Wonderland
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Piledriving Miss Daisy
Pimped By An Angel
Playmate of the Apes
Pleasure Planet
Pleasureville
Pocahotass
Poke-'em All: The Movie
Politically Erect
Poltergash
Porn on the Fourth of July
Pornochio
Position Impossible
Pulp Friction
Pump Friction
Pumping Irene
Queer and Present Danger
Raiders Of The Lost Arse
Rambone
Rambutt
Rawshank Redemption
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Rebel Without a Condom
Regarding Hiney
Remember the Tightuns'
Reservoir Bitches
Riding Miss Daisy
Romancing the Bone
Romeo in Juliet
Rosemary's Booby
Saturday Night Beaver
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Fist
Schindler's Lust
School of Hard Cocks
Screw The Right Thing
Scrotal Recall
Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang
Servicing Sara
Sex Toy Story
Sex Trek: Penetrations
Sex with the City
Sexcalibur
Shake My Spear, I'm In Love
Shavers of the Lost Ass
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sheepless in Montana
Sheets Of San Francisco
Sin-derella
Sleazy rider
Sleeping With Seattle
Snatch
Snatch Adams
Snatch Me If You Can
Snoopy Cum Home
Snow White and the Seven Inches
Sorest Rump
South Pork
Sperms of Endearment
Splatman
Splendor In The Ass
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Star Whores
Star Whores: Return Of The One-Eye
Star Whores: The Empire Likes Back
Swallow Hal
Tailiens
Tales from the Clit
The Air Down There
The Bare Bitch Project
The Bare Wench Project
The Bitches of Madison County
The Bootyguard
The Cock
The Cum of all Queers
The Dirty Dozen Inches
The Dominatrix Unloaded
The Empire Strokes Black
The Flintbones
The Fuckulty
The Genital's Daughter
The Great Muppet Raper
The Horny-Mooners
The Humpback of Nasty Dames
The Hung and the Breastless
The Hunt for Head-all-over
The Hunt for Miss October
The Iron Giant Vibrator
The Joy Suck Club
The Load Warrior
The Loin King
The Long Ranger
The Lust Picture Show
The Maddam's Family
The Majesdick
The Nads-u-ate
The Naked Bun
The Next Penetration
The Object of My Erection
The Ozporns
The Pink Mile
The Poonies
The Porn Birds
The Pourne Identity
The Replacement Drillers
The Reproducers
The Rocky Porno Video Show
The Rodfather
The Screwman Show
The Sexorcist
The Sixth Inch
The Slutty Professor
The Sopornos
The Sperminator
The Talented Mr. Lickme
The Texas Dildo Masquerade
The Touchables
The White Stuff
The Whole Nine Inches
The Whore of the Worlds
The XXX Files
The Yeastmaster
The Young and the Breastless
There's Something In and Out of Mary
Thighs Wide Open
Thighs Wide Shut
Thighs Wide Slut
Three Men and Some Gravy
Three Men on a Lady
Throbbin Hood
Thrust Hour
Tight Club
Tits a Wonderful Life
Titty Slickers
Titty Titty Bang Bang
To Drill a Mockingbird
Too Clothed For Comfort
Touched By An Uncle
Touched From That Angle
Turner and Cooch
Twin Cheeks
Twister
Varsity Blows
Violence of the Hands
Waiting To XXXhale
Wet Dreams May Come
Wetness for the Prosecution
What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
When Harry Ate Sally
When Harry Wet Sally
White Men Can't Hump
Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Whore Of The Rings
Whore Of The Worlds
Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
Womb Raider
Women in Black
XXX
XXX-Men
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Yo Quiero Taco Smell
You've Got Tail

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