Surely it's gone by now. That shit was months ago. It was the best thing I've ever seen on e-bay. This bitter guy was selling (and modelling) his ex-wife's wedding dress. |Fucking hilarious. Lemme see if I can't dig something up. That guy had a career in stand-up comedy.
[edit] I located the auction, but obviously the item was invalid by now. Some guy managed to capture the whole thing before it went kaput, though. Read the whole thing for maximum enjoyment.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=557&mode=flat&order=0&thold=-1Some highlights:
A lot of folks were asking me if I wear women's dresses a lot. I can honestly say that this is the first time I have ever donned female attire. It's also the first time I've been inside something feminine that didn't nag me to take out the garbage.
This has also been a learning experience for me. I got a lot of messages correcting me about the color of wedding dresses. For Russian Orthodox, they are blue. For Chinese they are red. Mexico has multi-colored ones. All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.
This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?"
Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas.
Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.
