Public Service Announcement

[kl0wn]

In light of the recent DDR thread in this forum, I've decided to take it upon myself to educate you people of the opposite end of the spectrum.

Consider these two facts:
1) The vast majority of the TMD population is male.

B) The vast majority of the TMD population is young enough to most likely be responsible for my happiness in the invalid ward after I am permanently injured doing something awesome like wrestling alligators or bloodthirsty mexicans with shovels.

I don't want to have to beat some sense into you people with the leg of mine that won't work at that point in the future for being generally obnoxious, effeminate and insisting on me using my bed pan for something other than a projectile.

With that in mind, get your heads right. Granted, being the type of guy who plays this Dance Dance Revulsion garbage will totally get you chicks, but they'll be the kind of chicks that want to keep your junk in a mason jar under the sink and will bitch at you whenever you request a sammich.

In short, respect your cock.

This has been a public service announcement from the good people at kl0wnk0™.

[Razvan]

We need you in office.

[dandan]

I'm with you on this one. Only girlies (and cricketers) should talk about choosing pads. They'll want us to wash and use deodorant next. Luckily it is clear that the vast majority of Magic players have resisted this so far.

There is no pleasing women. Yesterday my father in law was slagging off my mother in law for not having food prepared when he returned from work. I told my wife I'd have a word with him. I told him that when I return home from work I'm grateful if my wife hasn't cooked (not that she is at home that often, you want equality, work too). For some reason she was upset.

[Jebus]

That is all.