blast beats can fill any silence

[jekyll]

move this to the Humor forum...i can't post there cuz I suck.

http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm

another overdone list, but metalheads should get a kick out of it. references will probably be lost on the rest of you lesser mortals, though    :shock:


xXxExtreme Til Death, MufukkerxXx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rico Suave]

My 3 favorites:

-When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".

-All pets you own now will henceforth be known as "Crucifier". Any pets you own in the future will also be known as "Crucifier".

-Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.