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Author Topic: How To Be A Superhero  (Read 1196 times)
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« on: December 13, 2005, 07:59:46 am »

Forget literature - I just found the best book ever.

A friend of mine just gave a an awesome work by Doctor Metropolis entitled 'How To Be A Superhero - Your Complete Guide To Thwartng The Forces Of Evil'. It covers such issues as:

- Secret Headquarters: Buy or rent?
- Finding a suitable arch nemesis
- Does this cape make me look fat: designing a costume that says no to evil but yes to fashion.

It opens with a brilliant questionnaire that lets you self-test your superhero possibilities with such questions as:

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1. I have the ability to fly.

O stronly disagree   O somewhat disagree  O no opinion  O somewhat agree  O strongly agree

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14. I frequently find that I can move objects, such as the state of Nebraska, with my mind.

O stronly disagree   O somewhat disagree  O no opinion  O somewhat agree  O strongly agree

It even starts its chapters with useful quotation such as:

"I truly believe that inside each of us is this extraordinary person, and that to release him or her, we need only to have the good fortune to get caught in a potentially disfiguring and almost certainly lethal industrial accident." -- Docter Metropolis

I encourage everyone who ever thought about fighting crime (or just read a lot of comic books) to buy this!

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2005, 08:44:45 am »

Amazon Link: How to Be a Superhero: Your Complete Guide to Finding a Secret Headquarters, Hiring a Sidekick, Thwarting the Forces of Evil, and Much More!! (Paperback)

I may just get a copy.

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