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« on: January 16, 2006, 01:12:05 pm »

Vampire runs for Governor of Minnesota. Promises to execute pedophiles by "impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol."
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2006, 02:48:13 pm »

If the terminator can become governor, so can Vlad I suppose..
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2006, 08:35:58 pm »

I'm so glad I don't live in Minnesota, that whole state is a joke
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2006, 07:40:07 pm »

I'm so glad I don't live in Minnesota, that whole state is a joke
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2006, 03:07:07 am »

I have to say, I'm rooting for that guy to win. It would be incredible!
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2006, 03:23:31 pm »

Where is Buffy when you need her. There without a doubt has been found another Hellmouth.
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2006, 04:54:39 am »

Next year Romania joins the EU. This sort of thing is probably commonplace there.
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2006, 03:54:58 pm »

I actually agree with bits of that campaign platform.

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he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.
Equal opportunity evangelism?

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Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
Finally, anal sex the way it was meant to be done.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2006, 04:07:43 pm »

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Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
Finally, anal sex the way it was meant to be done.

/me refrains from making a cheap joke.
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2006, 08:09:57 pm »

Yea, I'm so not voting for this moron.  Jesse Ventura had a platform in public radio for years prior to his election, this joker does not, thank GOD. 
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2006, 03:34:31 am »

Heaven forbid you lot voting in a moron with lots of badly thought-out policies that makes America look like a laughing stock.
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2006, 12:33:05 pm »

To be fair, the first time around we DIDN'T vote him in. And there is some (not-yet-conclusive) evidence that we didn't the second time, either.
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2006, 01:27:52 pm »

To be fair, the first time around we DIDN'T vote him in. And there is some (not-yet-conclusive) evidence that we didn't the second time, either.


hehe,

I bet you still have a "vote for kerry" bumper sticker on your car/bike.
Mad bonus points if its a "Gore in 2000" instead!

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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2006, 03:25:35 pm »

No, I don't have any bumper stickers of any kind. I wish I'd been old enough to vote for Gore though - I didn't turn 18 until the following Februrary.
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2006, 04:36:18 pm »

To be fair, the first time around we DIDN'T vote him in. And there is some (not-yet-conclusive) evidence that we didn't the second time, either.
hehe,

I bet you still have a "vote for kerry" bumper sticker on your car/bike.
Mad bonus points if its a "Gore in 2000" instead!

When did it become ok to condone fascism?

Anyway, the people decided to elect the Terminator, so why not some kind of goth creature?
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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2006, 05:43:52 pm »

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