Big Creature Stealer for the Timmies

[Evenpence]

Big Creature Charmer
3U
Creature - Whatever Can Take Control of Big Creatures
You may choose not to untap CARDNAME during your untap step.
UU, T:  Gain control of target creature with power 5 or greater as long as CARDNAME remains tapped.
1/1

A card for timmies.  This card would be really sought after by guys just getting into Magic.  "Dude, I just stole your Darksteel Colossus.  INSANE!"  "Dude, stop stealing my Akroma."  Etc.

[Jacob Orlove]

All this does is make playing big creatures worse. How does that help Timmy?

[Evenpence]

Ooh, good point.  See, I was thinking that Timmy was going to be the guy that was doing the stealing.  Crap.  I'm in an area where a bunch of guys are ALL Timmies, and they really like cards like this and would EACH run like 4 of them while running 15+ big creatures.

EDIT:  I suppose this card can get removed, it's a really bad idea now that you mention it, Jacob.