Also, I remain firm that the Time Walk eater was probably eating a very well constructed fake. Fakes of this quality are out there and are very difficult to tell from the real thing, even down to the distinctive blue stripe that all of the naysayers pointed to. I mean, honestly, who would eat his or her own $400+ Magic card? That's just silly.Katzby
Umm... Ya... It was a real time walk... I am 100% possitive... 100%... NO JOKE... The judge accused Louis Gentile of trying to "manipulate the decks through shuffling" so that he could win power. Louis was so affended by this that he said, "you think I would cheat against my fucking friend who I drove up 14 hours with! Its a fucking game and I am here to play magic! You think I am playing for power ??!?!?!? HUH!!! <starts rummaging through his library> Do you like my TIME WALK!!! <tears into 4 pieces and starts to eat!> If I REALLY cared about prizes sooo much to cheat would I do this?
While Louis was eating he made many funny remarks such as: "UMMMM>>>> YUMMMM... 1 Colorless!!! 1 Blue!!! NEVER TASTED SOOOOO GOOOOODDDD... Amy Weber!! UMMMMMMM.... So hot! So tasty! So DELICIOUS!!! This is how I take extra turns asshole!!!
Louis drove 12 hours in an unfamiliar car belonging to Travis Laplantes ohhhh so sexy mother. 1993 Honda crap... Louis' play errors were clearly not scene as cheating from anybody there, but all the mistakes were technical, minor infractions that never gave him any type of game advantage vs. me in are match! He played against me and even I thought his DQ was a BS decision by a biased judge who was out to get him even (thanks for the lotus btw!)
What I found personally histerical was that large groups of people fought over the saliva ridden remains of a REAL (this is confirmed) time walk...
Louis Gentile = The REAL Mox Monkey (new skinny and improved) ! Eating power & Loving it!
For the most part this post which is really by kyle is true.
This judge really had it in for me! The trip started off with me drunk getting picked up by Travis(Juggernaut) then we drove 13 hours with no sleep. by the time I was in the tob 8 I was starving and tired. My hands were shaking and I saw spots all over my constantly blinking eyes.
In game one of the top 8 I faced a noob deck called SS. durring the match their was a crucial play in which my opponent popped a fetch and I forced, I forgot to write down the life loss. The level 3 judge (ho I won't name) cautioned me and said I was lucky I didn't get a warning. Then later I brainstormed into a tuff decision and my mind was starting to get ahead of me. I said "hmmm tuff decision ....but I'm gunna attack" and taped the welder so I wouldn't forget. Before I could make up my mind he said This is you first warning! I said I was still deciding and he said Don't Care! Well whatever I beat this lame aggro 2-0 and went to have a cig before my next match against my friend jiggles who I drove down with.
When I got back the same judge was flipping out yelling "You almost got a match loss! Two more minutes and You woulda Lost!" I responded with, " DA da da don't care!" Holy crap was he mad, this guy take his job way to seriously but hey what can you expect from a 45 year old single(probably virgin) highschool science teacher. He told me I had to slow down when I play and I told him "If I wanted to slow down I would play type two"
I thought he was going to slap me. Anyway The match starts against jiggles and we cut decks. But neither of us have a die. I remember thing to myself in my sleep deprived state of mind I hope my deck is strait and looked at the bottum card. Normally friends and I compare mana of the bottum card to see who goes first. That was it The judged yelled and gave me a match loss without prize and conferenced with other judges. I was PISSED! after he told me I went over to another judge and asked if I could appeal. The judge said no and implied that the other judge said I was cheating to win power so I shouldn't even be allowed to keep my saphire.
So I did what I did to prove a point. This is just a game and I ate just a card. For more details on my rant please read above, it was quite fun.
As for the question do I regret it?! Instantly and intensely! That judge will always be a loser prick no matter how much I enlightened him, but now I'm out a Beta Time WAlk.
Anyway that's what happend.
O yea and when I asked that a judge to talk to him for me he got scared at the though of confronting a OMFG level 3 and said I can't talk about this!"
There you have it! Worst trip ever.
and there wasn't even ice in my lemonade!
