http://www.jameshillforcongress.com/index.phpCan the American voter accept a flawed person or even down right ugly one to represent them? Every day I fight the urge to drink, debauch women out of wed-lock and beat people on the street. One urge I do not have is to sell myself to the highest bidder.
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I would have your wife right in front of you. I would smoke the last of your glaucoma medication. Then I will surely drink your liquor cabinet dry. However, know this my friend. I will never break an oath to uphold the public trust. My affidavit will be signed in my own blood. A Pirat e's crimson mark, with real binding effects into my after life. Laugh if you will then ask yourself if you could do it.
You will never get a better opportunity to vote for someone awesome. Take it!
