Inspired by someone who sung out the two lines "Welcome to the main phase, we got fun and games" at the CCgames tourney:
(to the tune of Welcome to the jungle, obviously)
Welcome to the main phase,
We got fun and games
We got all the lands you want
Honey we know the names
We are the tutors that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the mana Hannah
We got your sorceries
In the main phase
Welcome to the main phase
Watch it bring you to your
Shu nununununununu knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the main phase
We take it day by day
Have to pass priority
But it’s the price you pay
And you’re a very winning spike
Whose very hard to please
And you can taste the Pro Tour
But you won’t get there for free
In the main phase,
Welcome to the main phase
Feel my, my, my sorcery
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the main phase
It gets worse here every turn
You learn to tap all your animals
Move to combat phase then burn
If you got a response for what you see
You’ll can counter eventually
You can play anything you want
But you better not target at me
In the main phase
Welcome to the main phase
Watch it bring you to your
Shu nununununununu knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!
You know where you are
You're in the main phase baby
You're gonna die
In the main phase
Welcome to the main phase
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In the main phase
Welcome to the main phase
Feel my, my, my sorceries
In the main phase
Welcome to the main phase
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
In the main phase
Welcome to the main phase
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna combo you down!
Ha!
Enjoy
