MWS funnies

[M.Solymossy]

I had to share this one.  I thought TMD had a funnies thread but I just coudln't find it.

This one is classic.  I'm playing my Turboland deck I'm working on.... yes turboland.

A ton of the BS is edited for length

<-------- New Game Started -------->21123 [Type 1]
It is now turn 1 (M.Solymossy)
DreamTheater rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die
M.Solymossy rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
M.Solymossy draws 7 cards
DreamTheater draws 7 cards
DreamTheater plays Mishra's Workshop from Hand
DreamTheater taps Mishra's Workshop
DreamTheater plays Horn of Greed from Hand
<DreamTheater> End my turn
M.Solymossy draws a card
M.Solymossy plays Polluted Delta from Hand
M.Solymossy draws a card
M.Solymossy plays Mox Ruby from Hand
M.Solymossy plays Mox Emerald from Hand
<M.Solymossy> End my turn

It is now turn 2 (DreamTheater)
DreamTheater draws a card
DreamTheater taps Mishra's Workshop
DreamTheater plays Iron Maiden from Hand
<DreamTheater> End my turn
<M.Solymossy> wait
<M.Solymossy> Thinking
M.Solymossy plays Force of Will from Hand
M.Solymossy puts Fire/Ice to RFG from Hand
M.Solymossy's life total is now 19 (-1)
M.Solymossy puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
M.Solymossy's life total is now 18 (-1)
M.Solymossy puts Underground Sea into play from Library
M.Solymossy taps Underground Sea
M.Solymossy plays Vampiric Tutor from Hand
M.Solymossy's life total is now 16 (-2)

It is now turn 3 (M.Solymossy)
M.Solymossy draws a card
M.Solymossy taps Mox Ruby
M.Solymossy taps Mox Emerald
M.Solymossy taps Underground Sea
M.Solymossy plays Crucible of Worlds from Hand
M.Solymossy puts Polluted Delta into play from Graveyard
M.Solymossy draws a card
M.Solymossy plays Mox Jet from Hand
M.Solymossy taps Mox Jet
M.Solymossy plays Duress from Hand
<M.Solymossy> End my turn

It is now turn 4 (DreamTheater)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
DreamTheater plays Urza's Mine from Hand
DreamTheater draws a card
DreamTheater taps Mishra's Workshop
DreamTheater taps Urza's Mine
DreamTheater plays Howling Mine from Hand
<DreamTheater> Ok?
<M.Solymossy> ok
DreamTheater plays Howling Mine from Hand
<DreamTheater> End my turn
<M.Solymossy> Ok
It is now turn 5 (M.Solymossy)
M.Solymossy draws a card
M.Solymossy draws a card
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
M.Solymossy draws a card
<M.Solymossy> Thinking
M.Solymossy taps Mox Jet
M.Solymossy taps Mox Ruby
M.Solymossy plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
M.Solymossy taps Mox Emerald
M.Solymossy plays Fastbond from Hand
I Draw a ton of cards and lose a ton of life.
M.Solymossy plays Time Walk from Hand
M.Solymossy plays Zuran Orb from Hand
I gain about 16 life back
M.Solymossy plays Meloku the Clouded Mirror from Hand
I pay a ton of mana and make a TON of dudes
M.Solymossy plays Time Vault from Hand
M.Solymossy plays Regrowth from Hand
M.Solymossy puts Demonic Tutor to Hand from Graveyard
M.Solymossy plays Voltaic Key from Hand
<M.Solymossy> go to time walk turn
<DreamTheater> wow this was awesome
<System> Player Lost

[Bone]

Playing budget necro painter testing for unpowered tournament... fastest win I have had with a budget deck

It is now turn 1 (TMDBone)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<TMDBone> hi
<ryuu> hi
<TMDBone> gl
TMDBone rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
ryuu rolled a 17, using a 20 sided die
TMDBone shuffles library
ryuu shuffles library
TMDBone draws 7 cards
ryuu draws 7 cards
<TMDBone> kp
<ryuu> kp
ryuu plays Plains from Hand
<ryuu> End my turn

TMDBone untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TMDBone draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TMDBone plays Badlands from Hand
TMDBone taps Badlands
TMDBone plays Duress from Hand
<TMDBone> Ok?
ryuu taps Plains
ryuu plays Mana Tithe from Hand
TMDBone puts Duress to Graveyard from Play
ryuu puts Mana Tithe to Graveyard from Play
<TMDBone> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (ryuu)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
ryuu untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
ryuu draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
ryuu plays Mountain from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<ryuu> End my turn

It is now turn 3 (TMDBone)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
TMDBone untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
TMDBone draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
TMDBone plays Bayou from Hand
TMDBone taps Bayou
TMDBone plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<TMDBone> Ok?
<ryuu> Ok
TMDBone puts Dark Ritual to Graveyard from Play
TMDBone plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<TMDBone> Ok?
<ryuu> Ok
TMDBone puts Dark Ritual to Graveyard from Play
TMDBone plays Painter's Servant from Hand
<TMDBone> Ok?
Painter's Servant's note changed: BLACK
<TMDBone> Ok?
TMDBone plays Grindstone from Hand
<TMDBone> Ok?
<ryuu> Ok
TMDBone taps Badlands
TMDBone taps Grindstone