It's possible you don't understand the Card Creation Forum. It's explicitly listed as a goal not to design cards to fit in pet decks...
Plus this card is both uninteresting and doesn't do the job you want it to. As well we'd never okay a card that would have to be banned in Standard.
Sorry where does it say that it is not okay to make cards for a deck that can win in Legacy? I don't see it, so it is not explicitly listed if listed at all.
Why don't you talk about the card rather than just always saying it is uninteresting? I think this card does do the job I want it to do and is very interesting. O_O