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« on: August 10, 2012, 04:07:06 pm »
Vintage Champs predictions:

Top 8 includes Josh Potucek, Paul Mastriano, Brian DeMars, Stephen Menendian, Ryan Glackin, Nick Coss Nick Detwiler, and one rando commando or Midwesterner. 

Same difference, really.

Finals match is Josh vs Paul.  A great match ensues and all of Vintage wins as a result.

Brian DeMars makes top 4, proclaims whatever deck he plays to be the hottest thing since whatever last hottest thing he made was, yet no one else ever wins jack squat with it.  High likelihood that City of Brass is involved. 

Bill Copes goes 7-0 in the Swiss using only the power of his mind - literally does not even bring a single Magic card with him - then dimensional-shifts out of the tournament, leaving no record of his presence.  That is the way Glackin durdles from 9th into 8th.  Chances are, he's only wearing one sock.

After the tournament, Team Meandeck get together in a dimly lit, abandoned parking garage and reenact their favorite American Psycho scenes in the nude, then flagellate themselves while humming the Imperial March. 

Paul Mastriano does not take part, having retired to his penthouse to sleep on a bed full of money, with many beautiful ladies. 

The End.
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 08:57:00 pm »
wow...just wow, the ending was perfect!

Plus I can only hope to be in the finals vs Paul, that would be cool. It would be like playing in a local event, not worlds haha
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 11:06:59 pm »
Ending? That whole thing was perfect. hahaha

I had to reread it twice. I didn't know you were a comedian too Elias. If the finals was Josh and P Mas, I think all of Magic wins as a result.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 09:11:08 am »
Fucking hilarious post. Well done Matt.
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2012, 12:30:16 pm »
Matt, it seems you stumbled upon a 85 DeLorean DMC-12 with a fully operational flux capacitor or a hot tub time machine. Knowing the outcome for Vintage champs, I can now focus all my attention to the Indianapolis brewery/club metagame.

Thank you for the information Matt. Kudos to you and your time traveling adventures.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2012, 01:25:00 pm »
Quote from: Twaun007 on August 11, 2012, 12:30:16 pm
Matt, it seems you stumbled upon a 85 DeLorean DMC-12 with a fully operational flux capacitor or a hot tub time machine. Knowing the outcome for Vintage champs, I can now focus all my attention to the Indianapolis brewery/club metagame.

Thank you for the information Matt. Kudos to you and your time traveling adventures.
Thankfully Matt's DeLorean has foreseen my Top 8, but I will destroy all challengers. Make sure you're scoping the spots, so Team Serious can get...
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2012, 01:56:35 pm »
Quote from: JACO on August 11, 2012, 01:25:00 pm
Quote from: Twaun007 on August 11, 2012, 12:30:16 pm
Matt, it seems you stumbled upon a 85 DeLorean DMC-12 with a fully operational flux capacitor or a hot tub time machine. Knowing the outcome for Vintage champs, I can now focus all my attention to the Indianapolis brewery/club metagame.

Thank you for the information Matt. Kudos to you and your time traveling adventures.
Thankfully Matt's DeLorean has foreseen my Top 8, but I will destroy all challengers. Make sure you're scoping the spots, so Team Serious can get...




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