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« on: February 05, 2004, 10:58:33 am » |
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Jacob Orlove
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2004, 11:19:39 am » |
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Japan is taking over the world.
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Team Meandeck: O Lord,
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2004, 11:35:09 am » |
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It's German... But speaking of Japan... Which is a shame too, since the Kasumi-chan blue Xbox looks really cool |
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2004, 11:49:39 am » |
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I hope the characters will be allowed to b8 while watching naked Raksos pictures.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2004, 02:43:43 pm » |
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Wait, so let me get this straight...it's a video game where you have to do household chores and other mundane annoyances like bathe, work, buy shit for the female and change out of your sweatpants in order to get at the V?
Wow.
This ranks right up there with Turbo Cubicle 4000, where you have to adeptly micromanage and brown-nose your way into an innefectual middle-management position at your irrelevent office job. Features include: tie selection, focus group, power lunch and multitasking.
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2004, 02:48:17 pm » |
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...and yet, The Sims is the best selling computer game of all time.
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2004, 02:56:30 pm » |
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...and yet, The Sims is the best selling computer game of all time. A phenomenon which I will continue to marvel at while visiting the same wonderland of infinite porn that kl0wn does: t3h int4rw3b. Seriously, a game that simulates having a life is taking the whole "I play computer games in the absence of a real social calendar" thing a bit far, isn't it? |
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2004, 03:10:08 pm » |
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Japan is taking over the world. If hentai dating sims work in Japan, there's sure to be enough antisocial losers to make for a good market elsewhere. |
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2004, 03:17:19 pm » |
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I also resent the game creator's implicit assumption that doing houshold chores such as cleaning the room and taking out the trash etc. leads to sex.
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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
<BR4M> I like that. which half of god do you believe in?
<j_orlove> the half that tells me how to live my life
<j_orlove> but not the half that tells me how others should live theirs
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2004, 12:38:12 am » |
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And not only that, but The Sims is played much, much more by women than by men.
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2004, 03:23:03 pm » |
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I also resent the game creator's implicit assumption that doing houshold chores such as cleaning the room and taking out the trash etc. leads to sex. Preach it brother! Any man who's lived with a woman knows this just aint true. |
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2004, 04:12:15 pm » |
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Games like this are so pointless. They're all nothing but adventures in being an accountant-- like the Sims and SimCity, all you really do is keep track of a checkbook for hours at a time and call it fun.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To keep track of minutia, to create fake people with superior social lives, and to change your e-kitty's e-litter."
SO LAME.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2004, 05:03:32 pm » |
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Hey! Keeping track of minutiae is HELLA fun. <3 counting things up in Notepad.
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