P.J. Meyer?

[Dr. Sylvan]

I was heartily amused by the appearance of a "P.J. Meyer" on http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/ in the Crappy Poetry Corner.

"I am Melting "
by P.J. Meyer

I am melting

Angry, vile, fuming,
Gangrene heinous weasel,
From your loins I sprang forth

I am melting

With eyes of blue,
Innocence so sweet,
Under the dank, sweltering sky,

I am melting

The beads of sweat
Fall down my face,
Car seat so snug it hurts,
While you caress a stranger
In another car

I am melting

Arms fail me,
Words do not form upon my lips,
I can only wish
Someone might crack a window

Wow that's bad. I wouldn't put it past JP to submit something like that for kicks, either. :)

Feel free to mention other cases of mistaken identity while discussing how JP should consider a name change to PB&J.

[jpmeyer]

I use my real name for everything.  And everyone knows this, which is why people can randomly post things and use my name as the username and it becomes believable.