Mapquest sucks ass.
I drive Tyler and Oliver down to CT. We get lost on the way down since the tournament was in the middle of suburbia. Thankfully, a liquor store clerk and a guy walking his dogs were able to help us out and we finally find the venue.
We get there, and the first familiar face I see among a hundred is Bryce. It's good to see him again, and soon after comes Neo-Carl with piercings and short spikey hair. He loans me two exalted angels, which I end up stealing, and my deck is set for the day.
Soon, I start seeing the Hadley, CT, and Rhode Island fellahs. I meet MethodXL, Kerz, and Orlove and talk briefly with Grand_Inquisitor, Hulk3Rules (we never got to play hold em), LoA, Ctthespian, Eastman (and his brother), and of course Redman.

Smmenen appears out of nowhere with thecapn, and for like a whole hour he has no idea who I am. He found Carl first, so I figured my presence was conveyed to him. However, it wasn't. I kept mentioning things to him and he had this whole 'uh yeah' kinda of 'who are you' look on his face. Finally, someone calls me Zherbus (Kowal maybe?) and he's like:
"OMG! ZHERBUS??!! WOW, YOU'RE ZHERBUS??!! This tournament just got 600 times better!"
Then we celebrated being the awesomest ever team, Meandeck.
Let me also mention that by advertising the tournament on my site, *I* had something to do with 160 people showing up. AndyStok said one word to me the whole day, and he HAS met me before - we've even talked in Concord when I judged. The one word he said to me?
"Scoot"
Fucking SCOOT? Did my fucking leash fall off? Am I laying down on your sweat shirt licking my nuts? SCOOT?
Not 'thanks', not 'hi', not 'hey - but SCOOT.
Hell, CHRIS LEATHER wanted to meet me and was a very friendly, decent person from what I could tell. Andystok... I get 'scoot'. On top of all that, the Tournament starts like an hour and a half late.
Anyway, on to the fun!
A prelim comment - Isochron Scepter sucks ass. I'm pissed that I wasted 2 slots on it in the board.
Round 1 - Cool guy who seems to be of the AndyStok crew. (Dragon)Game 1 - All I see is Intuition, blue duals, and Duress. I Mind Twist for 4, he concedes so I don't see his hand. I'm thinking that it's Tog and that I'm in need of Gush and my Rebs. I board out STP's and Wishes as I side board as if playing against Tog.
Game 2 - He goes off because it's not Tog, it's Dragon. FUCKING HELL! I laugh. Well played my nemesis! I sideboard correctly from this point.
Game 3 - I draw alot. I have STP's, Coffin Purges, and all kinds of goodies.
1-0
Round 2 - FAKE ROUND SINCE THEY FUCKED UPI sit on no lands for a while in each game. It was just dumb.
Still 1-0 since they messed up.
The Second Round 2 - Masked Rider of MTGNews.com (Scepter Keeper)Game 1 - I beat his AK engine and Scepters with Mind Twist and Yawgmoths Will. I don't remember this much, but he had Scepter with Mana Drain and something else and I won through it.
Game 2 - I establish control, and win via superior draw. I draw 3 off Ancestral with FoW back up, 3 off Scrying, then the rest is crazy beat down from Decree tokens.
2-0
Round 3 - SlaverGame 1 - I'm winning, and I want to make sure he has no answer to a Yawgmoth's Will so I Mind Twist him. Normally, that would have been THE play but it just loses me the game because he is soon able to use those things for Welder, while I had no removal.
Game 2 - I keep him mana light, plow all his Welders, and win with Decree and of course Yawgmoth's Will.
Game 3 - We Tie since he can't kill me in time. He was going hot and heavy for him though.
2-0-1
Round 4 - 20 Counterspells, 4 Phids, 4 Brainstorms, Disk, and B2B.decGame 1 - He Ancestrals turn 1, I have no FoW. He Time Walks into an Ophidian, and Force of Wills, Counterspells, Stifles, AND Mana Drain's me to hell.
Game 2 - He drops a LoA. I see no Wastelands until he's drawn like 8 off it.
I was actually pretty pissed about this match. Not because it beat me... it really should beat the current Keeper build sans Keeper with Chains, but that a deck like this was in my Bracket. Had we gotten different pairings, he would have had to played one of the 2 other Slaver builds and got crushed.
2-0-1
Round 5 - A nice guy from Mass with the 2-Stifle Version of my KeeperGame 1 - He drops LoA, Wastelands my 2 first lands, and then gets a 3rd Waste before I ever get a 3rd land. He draws at least 10 from LoA since I'm just waiting to die with a Sol Ring and a Mox Jet. He Decree's for 4 1/1's. I get beat for a few turns. I finally draw something that makes blue - Cunning Wish for Vamp. At 5 life, I Vamp into a Balance, bringing me to 3 on my upkeep.
I Balance with him with a full hand, expecting to just move to game 2. In all his drawing and tutoring - he doesn't make sure he has at least 1 counterspell. Balance resolves - Mind Twists his hand, kills ALL but 1 of his lands, and wipes out the Tokens.
I recover from there and win with 2 Angels.
Game 2 - He does that LoA thing again, dammit. He makes 2 4/4 Angel Tokens. This time he has 3 counterspells for my Balance with 2 REB back up.
Game 3 - I play faster for time limit, I get out 7 Soldier Tokens. I hit him once, he decrees on his next turn for 3 for blockers. I Fire/Ice two and then Will. I Fire, Time Walk, Draw, and all kinds of good things and kill him.
...but I concede because I had just recently found out that its still another 2 hours before even cutting to Top 8. I'm getting called from my woman and the two guys I'm with already dropped. I decide that with those two things, my medicore record of 3-1-1, 2 DEAD slots in the sideboard (Scepters) and the long ass ride home that I should just leave.
Also, because of losing a WHOLE ROUND, I had to stick through 2 more rounds instead of 1. If it was just 1 more to cut to t8, I would have stayed.
The ride home sucked too. We got lost in the middle of Hartford and the roads were terrible. I didn't get home until near midnight and had I waited for 2 more rounds to see if my potential 5-1-1 could make it to T8. I would have been there all night.
Anyway, here's the list (Scepter is crap, consider it cut):
4 Flooded Strand
2 Volcanic Island
3 Tundra
1 City of Brass
3 Underground Sea
4 Wasteland
1 Island
1 Strip Mine
1 Library of Alexandria
1 Sol Ring
1 Black Lotus
1 Mox Jet
1 Mox Sapphire
1 Mox Ruby
1 Mox Pearl
4 Force of Will
4 Mana Drain
4 Brainstorm
3 Cunning Wish
1 Ancestral Recall
1 Fact or Fiction
2 Skeletal Scrying
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Mystical Tutor
1 Yawgmoth's Will
1 Mind Twist
1 Time Walk
2 Swords to Plowshares
1 Fire/Ice
1 Balance
2 Exalted Angel
2 Decree of Justice
2 Gorilla Shaman
SB: 3 Red Elemental Blast
SB: 1 Swords to Plowshares
SB: 2 Disenchant
SB: 2 Rack and Ruin
SB: 1 Vampiric Tutor
SB: 2 Coffin Purge
SB: 1 Blue Elemental Blast
SB: 1 Gush
SB: 2 Isochron Scepter
Oh one more thing:
I met Ultima and...
[14:23] <Zherbus> during my match
[14:23] <Zherbus> he looks at my hand
[14:23] <Jam[TF]> lol, if i meet you ill say hi and hide
[14:23] <Zherbus> see's a gush
[14:23] <Zherbus> and asks
[14:23] <hi_val> Zherbus, I need to meet you so I can see if they put motorized wheels on the supercomputer
[14:23] <Zherbus> "Did you side that in?"
[14:23] <Jam[TF]> lol
[14:23] <hi_val> HA!
[14:23] <kirdape3> oh, that's enough to get up and pwn someone
[14:23] <Jam[TF]> heh
[14:23] <Zherbus> so now my opponent knows i have sb card in hand
I'm sure he just wasn't thinking or whatever. No harm done.