wuaffiliate
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« on: April 09, 2004, 11:09:10 pm » |
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Please add your own, thank you, this thread is all about community contribution. please no sui loving retards OK THX.
1) Once a deck loses to all major archetypes consistantly its time to give it a rest.
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Danzig
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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2004, 11:12:44 pm » |
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2. Once a country realizes it's army is no greater than that of a 3rd world country it accepts the fact that it is dependant on America.
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OOPS! OMGWTFLMNOP!!11 WRONG THREAD!
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2004, 11:13:01 pm » |
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3. You intend to win.
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2004, 11:13:57 pm » |
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4) the deck has no threats
5) the disruption isn't disruptive
6) the deck has no broken plays
7) the deck cannot deal with threats
8) the deck topdecks horribly
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Danzig
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2004, 11:15:25 pm » |
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9. It's not endorsed by team Meandeck.
10. Its not Keeper.
11. You can't take it to regionals.
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wuaffiliate
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2004, 11:23:33 pm » |
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12) it loses to control badly
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2004, 11:26:00 pm » |
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13) Doesn't Run Mana drains
14) no Ancestral
15) wuaffliliate likes it
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I know my deck sucks, you don't have to remindme... That is why I am paying 4 mana to play with yours. I invented picking up hot chicks at magic events   |
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2004, 11:26:35 pm » |
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16. It has not been refined by Smennen.
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2004, 11:28:06 pm » |
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17) Ug madness exists
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2004, 11:28:28 pm » |
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18) It's not blue.
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Danzig
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2004, 11:29:45 pm » |
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19. Smmenen calls it Shit.dec.
20. Perish really DOESN'T kill all green creatures.
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2004, 11:32:38 pm » |
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21) Because Sink Holeing a fetchland is the worst tech in vintage
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2004, 11:32:44 pm » |
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21) Null rod cant even make it good!
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Danzig
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2004, 11:32:56 pm » |
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22. Swamps are uber hard to acquire.
23. Darksteel Colossus is the win!
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2004, 11:44:46 pm » |
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24) It loses to Sligh
25) Type 1 is about good cards
26) It's literal Suicide
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[23:46] godot^: how was the gencon experience?
[23:46] Smmenen: that's like saying
[23:46] Smmenen: tell me about WWII
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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2004, 12:31:43 am » |
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27) Negator + Bolt is a bigger nonbo than Wu and a woman
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2004, 12:50:13 am » |
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28) Used to be good until Necropotence was restricted back in 1964.
29) No psychatogs, exalteds, morphlings, dryads, or any good creature
30) Only looks good when the whole deck is foil
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2004, 01:36:28 am » |
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31) The deck doesn't have the pure brokenness for 2004 Vintage
32) Suicide just cannot deal with ANY deck outside of getting lucky with hymns or hyppies.
33) It's "threats" are far less scary than a fucking manland.
34) There is no deck with: "Bad Matchups: Suicide, etc."
35) It isn't included in my Vintage Gauntlets :lol:
36) It hasn't been regarded as a competitive deck for at least six months, and will not be in the near future, despite what people think on this forum.
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2004, 04:58:25 am » |
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Wow. This is like the dumbest thread ever. It really reminds me of high school and all the cliques of stupid little bitch-ass popular kids and all the wanna-bes getting together to psychologically beat up on someone they deemed "uncool" for no other reason than to try to distinguish themselves as part of the "in" crowd. If I had my 'druthers, I'd lock this thread down hard, since it's clearly a waste of space and will only function as a gigantic flame targetting everyone who likes playing Suicide. Granted, the monoblack beatz may be an unevolved archetype, but what the hell does it matter if someone plays it? If it's as bad as you say it is, then obviously you won't mind sitting down across from it in a tournament.
Seriously, you bitches need to stop using the internet to start shit and just go check out all the free porn.
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2004, 04:59:14 am » |
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37-(in a row?)- I recently went 7-0 vs it with my type2 tooth and nail deck.
38- No force of will to stop combo on turn one.
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« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2004, 04:59:58 am » |
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you mean the porn can be free?  sorry for the double post. |
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Danzig
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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2004, 05:34:44 am » |
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39. People hate losing to a deck that costs less than $200 unpowered. :shock:
40. Chains of Mephistopheles kicks draw in the nuts.
41. Demonic Tutor is sacreligous.
42. First turn Duress Hymn is annoying.
43. Dark Ritual will be restricted.
44. It uses Yawgmoth's Will!
45. Take your lover by the hand and do her in da butt!
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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2004, 07:38:29 am » |
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46) its so bad it cant even make ritual broken
47) it has a 4% chance of making a broken play with yawgmoth's will
48) demonic tutor cant even get any good cards
49) first turn duress/hymn doesnt win games anymore
50) the only scrubs who lose to a $200 are playing type2 affinity with sol ring
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2004, 10:14:36 am » |
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51) only asswholes say sui sucks
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« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2004, 10:33:45 am » |
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52) No, only people who look at tourney results in the last fucking year say sui sucks.
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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2004, 10:34:55 am » |
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53) It has its own forum so that people who actually want to be competitive do not have to be bothered with posts about it
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« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2004, 10:36:07 am » |
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54) only sui players will spell "assholes" incorrectly
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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2004, 11:04:09 am » |
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55) Monocolored
56) No draw engine
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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2004, 11:27:21 am » |
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57) Because it's not Tog or Slaver
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Different name, same Frenchie!
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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2004, 11:27:54 am » |
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58) People make threads trying to come up with 1001 reasons why it sucks, and it hits 2 pages within like, 6 hours.
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