TheManaDrain.com
February 21, 2026, 03:44:24 am *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News:
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
Author Topic: [article] Why I Will Never Trust JP Meyer Again  (Read 7746 times)
jpmeyer
fancy having a go at it?
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2390


badplayermeyer
View Profile WWW
« on: April 11, 2004, 11:16:42 pm »

Somewhere during this time, JP started talking about a U/G deck full of Type Two jank and posting ridiculous win records against Slaver. It was just stupid enough to test, and in the interest of writing a great article for you, the reader, I took what was essentially Odyssey Block Madness to a fully powered Type One event.
Logged

Team Meandeck: "As much as I am a clueless, credit-stealing, cheating homo I do think we would do well to consider the current stage of the Vintage community." -Smmenen
Dr. Sylvan
TMD Oracle and Uber-Melvin
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1973



View Profile Email
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2004, 11:19:52 pm »

I walked into this expecting it to explain how my spoof article made him lose faith in JP permanently.
Logged

Eastman
Guest
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2004, 11:47:33 pm »

Quote
There exists another proven deck that can do well in a very powered metagame and can be played in five-proxy tournaments.


by 'powered' he means 'inbred' right ?
Logged
Smash
Basic User
**
Posts: 201


10830931 uiucMonkey uiucMonkey
View Profile
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2004, 11:50:32 pm »

What other kind of metagames are there?

Freaky like in germany?  Evil or Very Mad
Logged

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Caelestis
Basic User
**
Posts: 42


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2004, 11:59:50 pm »

One thing I noticed is that Back to Basics was never sbed in. Was that just due to the luck having worked it that way that you didn't face any deck that it is good for, or is it simply not useful?
Logged
Smmenen
Guest
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2004, 12:03:28 am »

By "inbred" Doug also means metagame leader among good players if Mol and Antwerp are signs of things to come.  Don't forget that is where Meandeck Slaver (including the awesome Smemnarch), Draw7, UG Madness and the notorious Belcher deck first appeared.

Hello Slaver, Slaver, Tog and Hate metagame!  Good Times.

Stephen Menendian
Logged
BreathWeapon
Basic User
**
Posts: 1554


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2004, 12:27:46 am »

Does Twister, Dragon and Landstill not show up in Columbus at all? The deck seems rather ill prepared for all 3, or am I just missing somethin?
Logged
The Atog Lord
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 3451


The+Atog+Lord
View Profile
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2004, 12:36:48 am »

Quote
Oxidize was completely insane against Slaver, much better than anything Red can come up with


It seems that Gorilla Shaman is no longer red.
Logged

The Academy: If I'm not dead, I have a Dragonlord Dromoka coming in 4 turns
Smash
Basic User
**
Posts: 201


10830931 uiucMonkey uiucMonkey
View Profile
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2004, 12:37:45 am »

Counters and null rods will beat twister enough. Good aggro can do ok vs landstill. Obviously dragon can't be too fun with nothing to save you besides 8 counters.
Logged

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Eastman
Guest
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2004, 12:53:46 am »

Quote from: Smmenen
Don't forget that is where Meandeck Slaver (including the awesome Smemnarch), Draw7, UG Madness and the notorious Belcher deck first appeared.

Hello Slaver, Slaver, Tog and Hate metagame!  Good Times.

Stephen Menendian


Exactly, inbred.
Logged
Sytupal
Basic User
**
Posts: 138


zXRaiNeyXz
View Profile Email
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2004, 05:41:21 am »

Mox Monkey Got fired.
Logged

Signature, Smignature, Isn't this where people should write there name illegibly?

Team CCC.

Minsc And Boo And You!.
mouth
Basic User
**
Posts: 101

10497100
View Profile
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2004, 05:50:31 am »

Remember when people would suggest U/G Madness back on TMD 1.0, and Hyperion would yell at them? There hasta be irony there.

Quote from: Sytupal
Mox Monkey Got fired.


Donald Trump references? Guh.
Logged
DEA
Basic User
**
Posts: 384



View Profile
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2004, 06:35:48 am »

this reminds me of the last time i saw someone proxy meltdowns in the sideboard of a fully powered long Very Happy
stupefying touches, meh  :lol:
Logged

i need red mana
Hyperion
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 633


terraformer51
View Profile Email
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2004, 08:21:48 am »

Quote from: mouth
Remember when people would suggest U/G Madness back on TMD 1.0, and Hyperion would yell at them? There hasta be irony there.


Sorry, but I was unable to predict the Slaver archetype and ensuing metagame before Mirrodin was released. That's really the main reason to consider U/G now (which isn't to say it's not a well-designed deck in its own rights though).
Logged

rvs
cybernetically enhanced
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 2083


You can never have enough Fling!

morfling@chello.nl MoreFling1983NL
View Profile WWW Email
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2004, 08:26:43 am »

Quote from: Eastman
Quote from: Smmenen
Don't forget that is where Meandeck Slaver (including the awesome Smemnarch), Draw7, UG Madness and the notorious Belcher deck first appeared.

Hello Slaver, Slaver, Tog and Hate metagame!  Good Times.

Stephen Menendian


Exactly, inbred.


If by inbred, you mean not too much bad players and bad decks, then yes, you are correct. (I'll refrain from making hadley references Surprised )
Logged

I can break chairs, therefore I am greater than you.

Team ISP: And as a finishing touch, god created The Dutch!
Rico Suave
True
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 799


Omnibrad
View Profile Email
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2004, 08:33:38 am »

Metagame fights remind me of 2nd grade "my daddy is better than yours" fights.  It's really ridiculous to watch you guys post these as an examples to the rest of the site.  

On a positive note, nice read.
Logged

Suddenly, Fluffy realized she wasn't quite like the other bunnies anymore.

-Team R&D-
-noitcelfeR maeT-
Meddling Mike
Master of Divination
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 1616


Not Chris Pikula

micker01 Micker1985 micker1985
View Profile
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2004, 10:15:36 am »

Quote from: The Atog Lord
Quote
Oxidize was completely insane against Slaver, much better than anything Red can come up with


It seems that Gorilla Shaman is no longer red.


Rack and Ruin is no slouch either, although not quite as efficient as the 1 cc oxidize, the ability to two for one AND the fact that regenerating artifacts aren't in control slaver gives R + R the nod in my mind.
Logged

Meddling Mike posts so loudly that nobody can get a post in edgewise.

Team TMD - If you feel that team secrecy is bad for Vintage put this in your signature
Grand Inquisitor
Always the play, never the thing
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1476


View Profile
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2004, 11:04:21 am »

I liked the article, but didn't he beat his supposed worst matchup, and then lose to the deck he's supposed to beat?  It may have just been his mis-play with the lotus, but still funky.



Regarding the fueding metagames, its not a question of quality, but composition.  I'll be the first to admit that pound for pound, Ohio probably has a higher density of good players compared with Hadley.  However, if you look at their tournament attendance, due to everyone knowing everyone and what they're playing, people are allowed to metagame appropriately and over-commit sideboard space.

Where, in Hadley (and the NE especially), I have to worry about the Peace Keeper factor

I think thats why more consistent and resilient decks such as Control Slaver, Dragon and GAT tend to win big tournaments around here.  For those who want to discuss this more, lets take it back to Phil's metagame thread instead of distracting from Doug's article.
Logged

There is not a single argument in your post. Just statements that have no meaning. - Guli

It's pretty awesome that I did that - Smmenen
Smmenen
Guest
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2004, 11:07:37 am »

Quote from: BreathWeapon
Does Twister, Dragon and Landstill not show up in Columbus at all? The deck seems rather ill prepared for all 3, or am I just missing somethin?


Landstill got 2nd at the March tournament and Twister is Draw7 the deck I built from scratch - I renamed it back to Draw7 - and if you'll notice it has consistently been in the top8.

Steve
Logged
Hi-Val
Attractive and Successful
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1941


Reinforcing your negative body image

wereachedparity
View Profile
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2004, 11:17:06 am »

Yeah, I placed second with Landstill last time in the tournament.

All I have to say on the topic of metagames is that the full-proxy environment really lets the good players shine. People with no business taking home wins just because they are powered in a field of budget get eliminated. This is what Jailhouse Martha calls a Good Thing. When good players such as JP, Steve, Kevin (and myself : ) ) get behind decks, often it is playskill that wins the games, not just the deck itself.

Also, why all the hate on Columbus lately? It's the shining beacon of proxy tournaments! If you think you can do better, why not take a drive out here, and I mean that in the most friendly way. Us midwesterners take a voyage every now and then to go to DC and Waterbury. Might do some of you East-coasters good to see soybean fields and meet some of the other regional players!
Logged

Team Meandeck: VOTE RON PAUL KILL YOUR PARENTS MAKE GOLD ILLEGAL

Quote from: Steve Menendian
Doug was really attractive to me.
Eastman
Guest
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2004, 03:11:19 pm »

Quote from: Rico Suave
Metagame fights remind me of 2nd grade "my daddy is better than yours" fights.  It's really ridiculous to watch you guys post these as an examples to the rest of the site.  

On a positive note, nice read.


I didn't mention my local meta and made no comparison.

Do a quick search and you'll notice that I don't bring up our tournament results in deck discussions or even write tournament reports unless I make the finals (several Hadleys in a row I've t4'd and written no report) because I realize the specific and unrepresentative nature of our tournaments. I was only trying to point out that this is the case for Columbus as well, and that those results should be taken in appropriate stride, as it is obvious that they haven't been.

Outside of intentionally humorous threads where I and others joke about actual fights between our team's members, I have made no comparison between these tournaments. When I discuss (or malign) a tournaments results, it is not meant to be in direct comparison to Hadley, it is meant to put results in perspective.

Your disdain, however, is duly noted.
Logged
kirdape3
Full Members
Basic User
***
Posts: 615

tassilo27 tassilo27
View Profile
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2004, 03:37:34 pm »

You do realize though that my boarding against Slaver was in error, although Wonder still maintains strategy superiority over most of the Man Plan.  Touch is crazy against Welder, and if he hits a Pentavus for some reason then that's really good times as well.
Logged

WRONG!  CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?!

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Hi-Val
Attractive and Successful
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1941


Reinforcing your negative body image

wereachedparity
View Profile
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2004, 04:05:33 pm »

The Oxidize plan worked well enough for me. The Touches are tits, but often end up being just too many cards to side in.

I wouldn't have written a tournament report because of my ninth place showing except that it was such a fun and bizarre deck to play. That, and I really like seeing my name on the interweb.
Logged

Team Meandeck: VOTE RON PAUL KILL YOUR PARENTS MAKE GOLD ILLEGAL

Quote from: Steve Menendian
Doug was really attractive to me.
The Atog Lord
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 3451


The+Atog+Lord
View Profile
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2004, 05:05:58 pm »

Quote
Remember when people would suggest U/G Madness back on TMD 1.0, and Hyperion would yell at them? There hasta be irony there.


What is good in one metagame may not be good in another. It is quite possible for metagame fluctuation to transform a deck from unplayable to amazing.
Logged

The Academy: If I'm not dead, I have a Dragonlord Dromoka coming in 4 turns
proGaming
Basic User
**
Posts: 44


View Profile
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2004, 08:25:23 pm »

Quote
Hello Slaver, Slaver, Tog and Hate metagame! Good Times.


Honestly, why don't more people run Landstill?  It beats Slaver and the only time Hulk causes problems is if it runs 3-4 Duress MD with some other tweaks to beat the control mirror.
Logged
The Atog Lord
Administrator
Basic User
*****
Posts: 3451


The+Atog+Lord
View Profile
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2004, 08:29:53 pm »

Quote
Honestly, why don't more people run Landstill? It beats Slaver


I don't know about the Workshop Slaver match, but I do know that Control Slaver usually beats Landstill.
Logged

The Academy: If I'm not dead, I have a Dragonlord Dromoka coming in 4 turns
jpmeyer
fancy having a go at it?
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2390


badplayermeyer
View Profile WWW
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2004, 08:30:33 pm »

Because Landstill loses to good players.
Logged

Team Meandeck: "As much as I am a clueless, credit-stealing, cheating homo I do think we would do well to consider the current stage of the Vintage community." -Smmenen
Dr. Sylvan
TMD Oracle and Uber-Melvin
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 1973



View Profile Email
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2004, 09:04:53 pm »

Quote from: jpmeyer
Because Landstill loses to good players.

Finally someone said it. I feel so liberated.

Maybe someone said it before in one of the infinite Landstill threads, but For Serious, people, that deck is not the best thing to do with your Mana Drains by a longshot. If you're particularly good with it, that's alright, but otherwise just ride the pure power of the Psychatog / Pentavus / Exalted Angel to a higher finish.
Logged

Matt
Post like a butterfly, Mod like a bee.
Adepts
Basic User
****
Posts: 2297


King of the Jews!


View Profile
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2004, 09:49:51 pm »

Quote from: mouth
Remember when people would suggest U/G Madness back on TMD 1.0, and Hyperion would yell at them?

Remember when those decks also tried to run Intuition and Roars? Remember when people didn't know how to truly innovate and kept running sacred cows like Bazaar and could only say "bazzar is too br0ken, u hafta run iit"? Remember when the suggested versions were absolute crap? Because I sure do.
Logged

http://www.goodgamery.com/pmo/c025.GIF
----------------------
SpenceForHire2k7: Its unessisary
SpenceForHire2k7: only spelled right
SpenceForHire2k7: <= world english teach evar
----------------------
noitcelfeRmaeT
{Team Hindsight}
Smmenen
Guest
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2004, 12:34:43 am »

Quote from: proGaming
Quote
Hello Slaver, Slaver, Tog and Hate metagame! Good Times.


Honestly, why don't more people run Landstill?  It beats Slaver and the only time Hulk causes problems is if it runs 3-4 Duress MD with some other tweaks to beat the control mirror.


I beat landstill in the finals of March tournament - we had 28 players.  You can read Doug's previous report for the details.  Basically, Meandeck super tech from our SB pwns landstill: Mogg Salvage - which is played in addition to Rack and Ruins to destroy Disk.  Also, memnarch is very good against Disk.  

Steve
Logged
Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.073 seconds with 22 queries.