Geeks Generate Self Stats; Quibble Over Minutiae

[Azhrei]

.  Int is an absolutely terrible ability score that really does nothing for non-mages and non-thieves.

Bitch, I get a +5 to my armor class when not flat-footed. I have a freaking PLUS EIGHT to my AC in my STREET CLOTHES!

I walk around in half plate just through the power of my brain.

[wuaffiliate]

Con is SOOOO much better than Int, especially at the lower levels.

Yeah, but who here is at the lower levels?

... Except, perhaps, the dutch  

<3

MEXOWNED

[dandan]

Charisma is good for pulling
Intelligence is good for knowing how much alcohol to give a girl before attempting to pull
Wisdom is chosing the girl before you drink huge amounts of alcohol
Constitution is being able to 'perform' even though you have consumed huge amounts of alcohol
Dexterity is being able to 'perform' whilst still drinking
and
Strength?
Strength is bench-pressing that girl who you thought was hot last night off you when she turns out to weigh 250 lbs. (Metric translation - very fat)

[thorme]

Well, looks like the thieves need a representative.   Here's how I ended up:

Strength:  13
Dexterity:  16
Constitution: 15
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 11
Charisma: 10

[Phantom Tape Worm]

Well, looks like the thieves need a representative.   Here's how I ended up:

Strength:  13
Dexterity:  16
Constitution: 15
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 11
Charisma: 10

Total: 83 points

Another broken character from out of Team Shortbus.  Seriously, the sheer volume of exceptional talent on this team boggles the mind.  Let's see what we've got so far...


Rick James:
Str: 16
Dex: 10
Con: 12
Int: 18
Wis: 11
Cha: 14

He'll go fighter for a level or two and then switch over to mage until like 6th or 7th level when he becomes an Eldrich Knight.




Thorme:
Strength: 13
Dexterity: 16
Constitution: 15
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 11
Charisma: 10

He'll likely go back and forth between thief and mage until around 7th or 8th level when he goes Arcane Trickster.



Phantom Tape Worm
str 15
dex 12
con 12
int 12
wis 14
char 16

I would like to have gone paladin with these scores, however due to an alignment restriction I'm stuck with my second choice: sorcerer.  My plan is to take sorcerer all the way and focus primarily on breakfast type prep spells that function passively, and enchantment/charm spells.



So it's going to be a high magic party.
This party is gonna kick so much ass!  We should run these guys through the temple of elemental evil.