Least favorite card

[Moxlotus]

I hate DAZE.  I hate it.  It's so freaking retarded.  Cast insanely powerful spell into DAZE.  The card is from freaking Masque block.  Masque block is stopping Necro from being cast this turn.  WTF!  And I don't think it is coincidence that (imo) the most annoying card ever was in the gayest and most annoying deck ever-Gay/r.

[Whatever Works]

I hate DAZE.  I hate it.  It's so freaking retarded.  Cast insanely powerful spell into DAZE.  The card is from freaking Masque block.  Masque block is stopping Necro from being cast this turn.  WTF!  And I don't think it is coincidence that (imo) the most annoying card ever was in the gayest and most annoying deck ever-Gay/r.

DAZE is a good choice... but Sharazarad is 10x worst on ennoying factor... especially when nobody told you or whoever the person playing against the deck that your aloud to concede the sub-game...

[MuzzonoAmi]

I have to agree with Steve. And since White is my favorite color, it's a tie between Mutilate and Naturalize.

Art-wise - Mutilate is far worse, but Functionality-wise, Naturailize pisses me off more.

[LotusHead]

For me, my least favorite cards are:

ANCESTRAL RECALL and TIME WALK

because I never got my grubby little hands on them back in the day and I am Ebay Impaired.

Other than that, I think my LEAST favorite cards in existance are the Red Elemental Blasts in every Fish sideboard ever. Fuck you guys for not owning power!

[HuntedWumpus]

Crucible of Worlds: for being colorless, and costing 3 or less. Hence being playable by everyone in Vintage.

Ravager: Making little children grin far to often.

Hunting Grounds: Oh no, thats not in the slightest bit unfair!

[Komatteru]

Other than that, I think my LEAST favorite cards in existance are the Red Elemental Blasts in every Fish sideboard ever. Fuck you guys for not owning power!

Dude, if Fish were still good, I'd still be playing it, even though I own the power and Drains.  That deck took me a while to learn to play, but it's so amazing when it's played correctly.

[terevaune]

Any of the hosers that autowin.  Null Rod especially.  When you can show your opponent tht your playing this card and then call him for stalling if he doesn't concede.  Also, perish.


Shaharazad.  This card actually sees errata in one of events, basically that if you play this card, your opponent can counter it by ripping the card up, punching you in the face and telling you not to play a dumb deck.  It's never actually happened in event yet, but the rule exists because someone came playing this card.  Nothing like trying to get people to take a format seriously when you have one guy who's only goal is to draw every round.

Megrim, Dingus Egg, howling mine, throne of bone, crystal rod, wooden sphere, iron star, ivory cup.  Wizards could do scrubs a huge favor by not printing these cards.

[Dr. Sylvan]

Sharazad should be banned from Vintage play as a preemptive strike against any asshat who would play it.

Tendrils of Agony is tied because I, being a silly and naive person, always thought combo being bad made Magic more fun.

[dandan]

Nantuko Shade - for being an insult to sane card costing (see all B:+1/+1 cards before and after if for comparison), for being a blatant attempt to bump sales with a chase rare and for being an INSECT SHADE. Lousy art concept, lousy flavour text. It came from Torment as if every else about it didn't already stink.

If I had any I think I would hate Numai Outcast for being a wimpy Samurai (1/1 for 4 mana WTF?) and 5 life AND B to regenerate? Did development complain about Numai Outcast decks when Regenerate cost only 5 life and so added B to the cost to avoid brokeness?

Freyalise's Winds would annoy anyone, luckily nobody has played it for years. Did no one playtest it? Didn't anyone notice how it makes your teeth grind?

[Malhavoc]

I hate Bazaars. I hate when I use a deck with not wastelands and the opponent is drawing 3 cards each turn thanks to a couple of Goblins jumping in & out of his graveyard... so unfair!  

[Denney The Third]

The Bushy Tenderfoot flip card. I've seen people attempt to use him over and over in casual play and never seen him flip. He's the crappy 1/1 that your opponen just lets through for a damage or blocks with a 5/5. There are enough huge men in CoK to make this man utterly useless.

[Yare]

My two most hated cards of all time definitely would be Oath of Druids and Misdireciton.  While it may appear that this is just hatred toward the currect metagame, it's really not, because I really disliked these cards back when I played old extended and my goblin deck got run over by these two cards.  If I had to choose, I'd say I hate Misdirection the most.  The effect is often better than Force, doesn't cost a life, and has the worst illustrator of all time, Paolo Parente.

[ump]

I don't like Trinisphere, but not because of that card alone.  I don't like it because it's great synegy with Workshop decks.  A first turn Trinisphere is bearable, but not when it is constantly followed up by Smokestack, Crucible+Strip, Chalice (to counter your removal), or other Prison components that take out your lands.  I know it's a multi-card combo, but doesn't it seem to happen every time you face it?

I also think Orchard should have either tapped for colorless [edit: a color you can normally create would be more fair] mana (probably making it too weak) or just give the opponent the option to create a token.

[rvs]

The Bushy Tenderfoot flip card. I've seen people attempt to use him over and over in casual play and never seen him flip. He's the crappy 1/1 that your opponen just lets through for a damage or blocks with a 5/5. There are enough huge men in CoK to make this man utterly useless.

Untrue. A random Moth or some other pump spell you picked up in your draft, and he flips. I'm not saying he's uber-good, but as bad as you make him out to be.

I thought it was established that Sorrow's Path was officially the worst card ever printed?

My personal least favorite card is Trinisphere, since it makes games sooo boring.

[Denney The Third]

Notice the part where I said he goes through for a dmg? any person playing will just shrug him off in draft until they get a big enough creature(like one of the 5 dragons) and just block him. then he dies.

[Upinthe]

Wow. Most of the cards everyone has mentioned don't bother me at all.

Casual: Grave Pact is my least favorite. Mostly because its not really fun to play against and is particularly mean towards new players in casual games.  Most newer players play a lot of creatures because they don't have that many cards to begin with, and they get really upset when they can't even keep a creature on the board for a single turn. If you want any new players joining in for fun games, don't play this.

Competitive: Alluren

[everythingitouchdies]

I hate Null Rod and Chalice of the Void.  I wouldn't mind collecting all them in existance and setting them on fire.

Seriously, all I want to do is combo out on the first turn and have no one stop me.  I don't understand why my opponent's don't want this to happen...

I would like to take some ownership of your hate.

You can combo on the first turn if you fishbowl.

That said, I want to combo on the first turn too... by animating a dragon.

Therefore, the card I hate most, is ROOT MAZE. This card does not beat me. It makes bad players made that I can draw the game.

EITD

[theorigamist]

You can combo on the first turn if you fishbowl.

I think it would would take quite a while to fishbowl the entire tournament venue.  Much longer than your 50 minute limit, anyway.

I hate Tendrils.  I love combo, and you need to use Tendrils in most combo decks, and it's so fucking ugly.  They need to make a Tendrils promo with alternate art so I can look at the damn thing without gagging.

[jpmeyer]

Overpowered hosers which can't be handled by the color/deck type being hosed.  Stuff like Light of Day, Chill, Sphere of Law, Compost, Perish, etc. are what I'm going for here, although big time artifact hosers are really annoying too because artifacts are pretty bad when it comes to pinpoint removal of any kind.  I also hate hosers which go totally out of flavor, such as Anarchy.  Flaring Pain is a cool way of thinking outside the box for red to be able to deal with cards like protection creatures and damage prevention.  Anarchy is just lazy and overpowered.

[skecreatoR]

I. Hate. Nightmare.