We could always have Theresa kick all the "contenders" in the crotch.
With regard to some magic players...we may need a more definitive test.
I am equipped with a Steel Scrotum +5. I can only be hit with magical weapons of +2 or greater.
Your Boots Of Fig Popping have nothing on me.
I think Brian Phelon has +3 Boots of Knut Kicking(They hit the nads and everyone's favourite editor!), but seeing as how he doesn't EVER come to these things, someone's gonna have to borrow them from him.
Every time I think about this I let a little pee out. That's a lot of pants changes, just in case you didn't know.
But Day 2 is going to be a-freaking-mazing. I think I'm looking forward to Type 4 more than anything(other than hanging out and eating awesome food).
Day 2 4L