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« on: June 09, 2005, 11:29:37 am »

My divorce was final as of today.

Its a huge sense of relief.

This thread is for the sole purpose of that celebration.

I am celebrating with 2 land belcher and a bottle of Jim Beam.

What are you doing to celebrate my divorce?

EITD
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2005, 11:39:02 am »

Erm, you just won the prize for weirdest thread ever.

I don't know if congrats are appropriate, but you seem to be pretty happy about it, so: congrats dude!

As far as what I'm doing, I just had a beer, but that was before I knew about your divorce. I'll think of something semi-memorable to do to celebrate it, and report back.
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2005, 11:41:51 am »

call her Stabitha and run.
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2005, 08:54:19 pm »

Erm, you just won the prize for weirdest thread ever.

I don't know if congrats are appropriate, but you seem to be pretty happy about it, so: congrats dude!

As far as what I'm doing, I just had a beer, but that was before I knew about your divorce. I'll think of something semi-memorable to do to celebrate it, and report back.

Yeah well Clown of Tresserhorn and Godot already proclaimed me the most derranged member of the drain so getting props for weirdest thread definitely suits.

Congrats on the beer.

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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2005, 10:41:31 pm »

Yeah well Clown of Tresserhorn and Godot already proclaimed me the most derranged member of the drain so getting props for weirdest thread definitely suits.

Congrats on the beer.

EITD

Good luck with Klown on that one.  I have a sense there will be various comments made about your mother, human reproductive semen, a pickup truck, and a moo-cow.  Don't ask me how he's going to connect them; he just will.
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2005, 10:50:52 pm »

My divorce was final as of today.

Its a huge sense of relief.

This thread is for the sole purpose of that celebration.

I am celebrating with 2 land belcher and a bottle of Jim Beam.

What are you doing to celebrate my divorce?

EITD

Uh congrats?  I'll agree with Bram, weirdest thread...
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2005, 01:21:02 am »

Yeah well Clown of Tresserhorn and Godot already proclaimed me the most derranged member of the drain so getting props for weirdest thread definitely suits.

Congrats on the beer.

EITD

Good luck with Klown on that one.  I have a sense there will be various comments made about your mother, human reproductive semen, a pickup truck, and a moo-cow.  Don't ask me how he's going to connect them; he just will.

Do they all have to be in this thread?
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2005, 09:15:37 am »

They dont all have to be in this thread... its better if you scatter them throughout a bunch of threads wehre they dont belong then link to them here.

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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2005, 12:33:17 pm »

I win.

I would like my prize paid in brownies and/or cookies in installments over the next twenty years.

That was too easy.
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2005, 01:31:49 am »

I win.

I would like my prize paid in brownies and/or cookies in installments over the next twenty years.

That was too easy.

I am definitely making you some cookies. But then since I dont know how to get them to you I am just going to eat them instead.

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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2005, 09:46:00 am »

Now, to search for hotties at magic events!
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« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2005, 10:06:24 am »

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<j_orlove> I am semi-religious
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2005, 08:11:57 am »

That is fucking hilarious.

Too bad I dont play with foil cards... I bet you could really win over some chicks with a foil japanese tinker.

I try to stick to picking up girls at bars so there is less chance that they are young enough that Klown would go to jail for what I was doing.

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